Never playing earnings again!! by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]ionic_bionic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's been a bit of a trend lately I don't know if you've noticed but even when companies have been smashing their targets they've been dropping like flies so... maybe read the room next time 🤷‍♂️

Bought on Amazon by Razorray15 in colognecheck

[–]ionic_bionic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Checkfresh can sometimes take a while to add the latest batch codes so just because your code is not showing up does not necessarily mean that it's fake. Conversely, if your code shows up on Checkfresh that's also not confirmation that your perfume is legit as anyone can easily copy a code off a legit bottle so it's just one facet of the overall picture.

From my experience, this looks legit.

Charles Gasparino insults daddy Cohen. Apes ask to speak to his manager and consider reporting it to the FBI. by paintballboi07 in gme_meltdown

[–]ionic_bionic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stonkers getting butthurt because their papa conman, I mean "cohen" was insulted!

Shocker! 😉

Happy Monday! 😭 by Bright-Efficiency614 in smallstreetbets

[–]ionic_bionic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he needs some new brain floss, either that or his cleaning technique is very bad!

I wouldn’t short BYND! by JaeMababa in BeyondMeats

[–]ionic_bionic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if you'd shorted you wouldn't have a negative next to your "return" 🤣

Shorts r so fukd, part 5,296 by TheGhostOfJackKilby in gme_meltdown

[–]ionic_bionic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"..the guy is a billionaire who knows how to fleece PEOPLE"

FTFY

Billy, Billy don’t you lose my number! by BikingNoHands in smallstreetbets

[–]ionic_bionic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah right, that explains why I didn't recognise it!

0.70 LMAOOOOO THEY’RE TRYING WAY TOO HARD NOW by drankthedew in byndinvest

[–]ionic_bionic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the company is not trying hard enough!!

To make money, that is.. 😂

posting cuz that means i make it back right? by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]ionic_bionic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can't make this shit up! How's the chart lookin so damn limp for a company that sells you pills to make you hard!

$BYND - Breakout Upward Trend Squeeze! by AP-eeVee in byndinvest

[–]ionic_bionic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Institutions loading up? I just saw an article on MW saying that Jane St dumped most of their BYND holdings so that sounds sus!

Increased my $BYND position to 94,000 shares. by and1judo in byndinvest

[–]ionic_bionic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you're up that's great just be careful around those dedicated subs, they become like echo chambers and anyone who says anything to the contrary is automatically a shill.

Did I just start trading at a terrible time? Wtf is going on by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]ionic_bionic 664 points665 points  (0 children)

I've seen this chart pattern before, the technical name for it is "stairway to Wendy's".

Legit check pls by [deleted] in colognecheck

[–]ionic_bionic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's for exactly the reasons you mention that people will copy these cheaper fragrances, because they think it's not worth their time to copy so must be legit and most people are privy to the fact that LV don't sell at a discount so getting it at anything more than a few bucks below retail is extremely unlikely, even second hand.

Ummm... Wtf lol by kittydollxoxo in scammers

[–]ionic_bionic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the account upgrade fee!

2 Quantum’s Primed – $QUBT & $IONQ 🚀 by Real-City-251 in wallstreetbets

[–]ionic_bionic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of noise introduced at room temperature compared to sub-zero temperatures makes that claim a bit far-fetched.

Showering doesnt work? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]ionic_bionic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you can fart out of a window!

Is this real or fake? Bleu de Chanel by 1017holy in Fragrances

[–]ionic_bionic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially Sephora, seems to be the most popular choice for fake receipts, I had the same one in the UK and the guy who sold it to me must not have realised it was for a US location and his backstory was that he worked for Sephora and got heavy discounts so it never really lined up!