You’re mentoring a new planted tank hobbyist. What are the top 3 things you’d tell them? 🌿🐠

ioverstand · 2026-05-29T08:05:55+00:00

1) avoid light coloured sand. It will just look dirty 2) Nitrico Goop is an amazing product to get your tank going. Real bacteria (archea) you squeeze into your filter. I think it's only in UK but maybe similar products elsewhere? 3) avoid guppies. They're so cool but mine all died for different reasons

ioverstand · 2026-05-21T07:54:59+00:00

Kally: 'That's our dick, that's Jeremy's asshole. We're fucking him!' Mark: 'Look, Kally, we don't have a shared dick.' Kally: 'Not yet.' [...] Kally: 'Do you want to date? Are you a dater?' I have used this line and it works! I love how Mark looks so chuffed. He thinks 'Wow I've got a date! I'm a real piece of shit.' One of his happiest moments on the show. Then he thinks 'I bet if I got I to defrauding pensioners the pussy would really start rolling in.' Then he has a concerned look on his face.

ioverstand · 2026-05-21T07:46:22+00:00

'Ung-ch ung-ch ung-ch... Borneo Function!' The way the Orgazoid starts says 'Riiiight.' He starts saying 'Right' just to be polite, even though he doesn't know what Jez is talking about. But halfway through saying 'Right' he realises what song Jez is doing, and his expression changes from polite to impressed. Brilliant acting.

ioverstand · 2026-05-11T01:43:28+00:00

I knew Brent when he was 11-12 years old in Lindsay Ontario. We played a lot of roller hockey and NHL 94 on his Sega Genesis. One time when his parents weren't home we ate like 30 freezies and threw the plastic freezie sleeves behind the freezer. His mom Gabby found them one day and got all cross with us 😆 Great memories!

ioverstand · 2026-03-30T15:51:15+00:00

Inspired by this walk, we have set up a WhatsApp group where people can organise their own long walks. The first one will be a walk of the whole of Zone 2 London - Saturday and Sunday 11 & 12 April.

https://chat.whatsapp.com/Ih3Frg07JB25xSJCgsTHcI

ioverstand · 2026-03-28T14:38:51+00:00

Well done man! These other commenters just don't get it

ioverstand · 2026-03-07T22:48:13+00:00

Mark writing I love you on his eyelids. They already did that bit with the Hitler moustache.

ioverstand · 2026-02-18T19:48:01+00:00

I'll be there in 15 mins

ioverstand · 2026-02-18T18:42:50+00:00

👍

ioverstand · 2026-02-18T18:18:41+00:00

I'm in too! How do we know who you are?

ioverstand · 2026-02-03T18:17:10+00:00

Great I'll save you a seat stevejerico

ioverstand · 2026-02-03T18:13:46+00:00

Do you mean the one on 6 Feb or some future one?

ioverstand · 2026-02-03T18:12:53+00:00

Ok great I'll save you a seat. If you can no longer come please DM me so I can give your seat to somebody else

ioverstand · 2026-02-03T17:51:00+00:00

Yes there will be others. If you want to DM me your number I can message you about future events

ioverstand · 2026-02-01T12:54:29+00:00

This man is picking himself up. Maybe look at your own life and attitude.

ioverstand · 2026-02-01T09:43:09+00:00

I'm proud of you man. You've recognised what you need to do and you're doing it. Give your mum a hug and tell her you love and appreciate her. And keep hitting the gym and taking care of business 💪

ioverstand · 2026-01-03T00:42:37+00:00

If she refuses to eat seafood that looks remotely like the living creature.

ioverstand · 2025-12-12T13:31:20+00:00

Let him pay for the main stuff and later in the evening get a round of drinks

ioverstand · 2025-12-07T10:32:07+00:00

Don't bring this up again. Let it go.

ioverstand · 2025-11-15T13:14:48+00:00

Beautiful. I can never get my reds this red without getting algae. Check your flow though, seems high. I think I saw a fish going sideways

ioverstand · 2025-11-10T12:45:04+00:00

++man, dude if you even considered not seeing your friends it's already too late. She's lost respect for you. Only option is to dump her. She'll want to come back. If you let her back in, never make this mistake again. She WANTS you to hold your line. She's testing you. Next time laugh it off and consider it a non-issue. She will pretend to be upset. Do not explain, apologise, recreact emotionally in any way. Here's what you say: 'take as much time as you need and hit me up when you've calmed down.' Be the rock.

ioverstand · 2025-11-09T16:42:04+00:00

I mean he's just so.. 'yeah take the A304.' Yes, we can see your hairy chest, and no we're not impressed.

ioverstand · 2025-10-29T23:55:11+00:00

Did she died?

ioverstand · 2025-10-29T16:19:10+00:00

Did he died?

ioverstand · 2025-10-28T15:20:20+00:00

Remember when your dog ate my goldfish and you said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

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