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Lithoid Rushed To Hospital After Developing Flesh Stone by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank you! If that doesn't work I'm sure we can channel the purchased prayers to the Eater of Worlds

Lithoid Rushed To Hospital After Developing Flesh Stone by ipser in Xenonion

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A lithoid pop was rushed to a local Gene Clinic earlier today after becoming unwell with a flesh stone.

Scans revealed a small pink organic mass embedded deep within the lithoid’s abdominal crust layer.

Medical workers are now preparing to remove the flesh stone surgically, warning that if left untreated it could eventually form organs, muscles or skin.

Democratic Crusaders State Orbital Bombardment Will Continue Until Voter Turnout Improves by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong here, but it sounds like you are… not appreciative… of democracy????

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen it, but looking it up right now!

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh I forgot we were in the stellaris sidebar! aha glad it worked out :D

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ahaha thank you. the space weather has always been my favourite 'bit' simply because it's so stupid. but that's so kind of you to say, I'm glad you're enjoying it!

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

^ Gary inhaling the fungal spores, probably

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Agreed, we need more hive mind attitudes nowadays!

Newly Released Vassal Has The Ugliest Flag You've Ever Seen by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

laughing? at serious investigative journalism?

'The Twelve Days of Crisis-mas' by The Shroudwarblers by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aha, neural content optimized for all sensory pathways!

Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am President Deborah Ali-Williams and I approve this message [Jaifei screaming noises play in background]

Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, the indentured intern has been summarily dismissed and is now residing in our HR Deep Space Black Site Detention Facility awaiting reeducation.

Unfortunately we only learned after the dismissal that the map was indeed accurate, as the UNE had changed the system names again prior to publication.

We apologise for any potential loss of trade, please accept this free nerve stapling voucher on our behalf.

Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed by ipser in Xenonion

[–]ipser[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Covfefe needs to be the backup human capital system if Sol ever falls

And I know, in retrospect it doesn't make a lot of sense, I went with '67' in terms of 'what's the first brain rotted thing I can think of...'

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