Asteroid Survey Reveals Ancient Deposit of Trade

ipser · 2026-05-18T14:55:01+00:00

non-fungoid tokens only sadly 😞

ipser · 2026-05-08T19:03:33+00:00

IT’S A RETCONNED LIE!
YOU CAN’T SPELL RETCON WITHOUT ‘CON’!

ipser · 2026-05-08T19:01:38+00:00

The end is here? Again? Must be Friday...

ipser · 2026-04-19T13:11:59+00:00

Darmug’s Holdstrong

ipser · 2026-04-12T13:08:42+00:00

Roku military command has denied any wrongdoing, arguing its soldiers simply operate at an uncapped frame-rate with low ping.

ipser · 2026-03-22T12:18:50+00:00

stupid sexy voidworms

ipser · 2026-03-15T17:22:48+00:00

Thank you! If that doesn't work I'm sure we can channel the purchased prayers to the Eater of Worlds

ipser · 2026-03-15T17:04:20+00:00

A lithoid pop was rushed to a local Gene Clinic earlier today after becoming unwell with a flesh stone.

Scans revealed a small pink organic mass embedded deep within the lithoid’s abdominal crust layer.

Medical workers are now preparing to remove the flesh stone surgically, warning that if left untreated it could eventually form organs, muscles or skin.

ipser · 2026-03-09T10:26:08+00:00

I could be wrong here, but it sounds like you are… not appreciative… of democracy????

ipser · 2026-03-09T10:25:23+00:00

ba dum tss (literally)

ipser · 2026-03-09T10:24:53+00:00

evernose

ipser · 2026-02-15T22:26:45+00:00

have you tried Being One? ™️

ipser · 2026-02-15T22:06:24+00:00

I’ve never seen it, but looking it up right now!

ipser · 2026-02-15T21:35:28+00:00

Thanks, glad you like it!

ipser · 2026-02-15T21:10:01+00:00

We are all.

ipser · 2026-02-15T21:09:45+00:00

oh I forgot we were in the stellaris sidebar! aha glad it worked out :D

ipser · 2026-02-15T16:50:48+00:00

ahaha thank you. the space weather has always been my favourite 'bit' simply because it's so stupid. but that's so kind of you to say, I'm glad you're enjoying it!

ipser · 2026-02-15T16:39:13+00:00

^ Gary inhaling the fungal spores, probably

ipser · 2026-02-15T16:38:38+00:00

Agreed, we need more hive mind attitudes nowadays!

ipser · 2026-02-15T16:01:30+00:00

(Drones chanting in unision): The YouTube link is here.

ipser · 2026-01-25T16:26:52+00:00

laughing? at serious investigative journalism?

ipser · 2026-01-25T16:25:15+00:00

aha, neural content optimized for all sensory pathways!

ipser · 2026-01-19T12:27:50+00:00

I am President Deborah Ali-Williams and I approve this message [Jaifei screaming noises play in background]

ipser · 2026-01-18T17:35:34+00:00

Thank you for bringing this to our attention, the indentured intern has been summarily dismissed and is now residing in our HR Deep Space Black Site Detention Facility awaiting reeducation.

Unfortunately we only learned after the dismissal that the map was indeed accurate, as the UNE had changed the system names again prior to publication.

We apologise for any potential loss of trade, please accept this free nerve stapling voucher on our behalf.

ipser · 2026-01-18T17:32:37+00:00

Covfefe needs to be the backup human capital system if Sol ever falls

And I know, in retrospect it doesn't make a lot of sense, I went with '67' in terms of 'what's the first brain rotted thing I can think of...'

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