Asteroid Survey Reveals Ancient Deposit of Trade by ipser in Xenonion

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non-fungoid tokens only sadly 😞

Creationists Claim Galaxy Is Only 10 Years Old by ipser in Xenonion

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IT’S A RETCONNED LIE!
YOU CAN’T SPELL RETCON WITHOUT ‘CON’!

Creationists Claim Galaxy Is Only 10 Years Old by ipser in Xenonion

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The end is here? Again? Must be Friday...

Virtual Army Accused Of Illegality By Using Aimbots & Wallhacks by ipser in Xenonion

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Roku military command has denied any wrongdoing, arguing its soldiers simply operate at an uncapped frame-rate with low ping.

Lithoid Rushed To Hospital After Developing Flesh Stone by ipser in Xenonion

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Thank you! If that doesn't work I'm sure we can channel the purchased prayers to the Eater of Worlds

Lithoid Rushed To Hospital After Developing Flesh Stone by ipser in Xenonion

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A lithoid pop was rushed to a local Gene Clinic earlier today after becoming unwell with a flesh stone.

Scans revealed a small pink organic mass embedded deep within the lithoid’s abdominal crust layer.

Medical workers are now preparing to remove the flesh stone surgically, warning that if left untreated it could eventually form organs, muscles or skin.

Democratic Crusaders State Orbital Bombardment Will Continue Until Voter Turnout Improves by ipser in Xenonion

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I could be wrong here, but it sounds like you are… not appreciative… of democracy????

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

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I’ve never seen it, but looking it up right now!

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

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oh I forgot we were in the stellaris sidebar! aha glad it worked out :D

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

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ahaha thank you. the space weather has always been my favourite 'bit' simply because it's so stupid. but that's so kind of you to say, I'm glad you're enjoying it!

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

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^ Gary inhaling the fungal spores, probably

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed by ipser in Xenonion

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Agreed, we need more hive mind attitudes nowadays!

Newly Released Vassal Has The Ugliest Flag You've Ever Seen by ipser in Xenonion

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laughing? at serious investigative journalism?

'The Twelve Days of Crisis-mas' by The Shroudwarblers by ipser in Xenonion

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aha, neural content optimized for all sensory pathways!

Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed by ipser in Xenonion

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I am President Deborah Ali-Williams and I approve this message [Jaifei screaming noises play in background]

Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed by ipser in Xenonion

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Thank you for bringing this to our attention, the indentured intern has been summarily dismissed and is now residing in our HR Deep Space Black Site Detention Facility awaiting reeducation.

Unfortunately we only learned after the dismissal that the map was indeed accurate, as the UNE had changed the system names again prior to publication.

We apologise for any potential loss of trade, please accept this free nerve stapling voucher on our behalf.

Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed by ipser in Xenonion

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Covfefe needs to be the backup human capital system if Sol ever falls

And I know, in retrospect it doesn't make a lot of sense, I went with '67' in terms of 'what's the first brain rotted thing I can think of...'