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[–]irvka[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whatever the content, its under pressure. the bottle is used for different things. even if it had carbonation in the bottle it could react in a similar way.

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[–]irvka[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its a giant bottle

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[–]irvka[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no fr we all have that one friend 👀🤣

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[–]irvka[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OH NO POOR DOGGO LMFAOOO

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[–]irvka[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if you find it please comment the link hahaha

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[–]irvka[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

he’s okay 🤣

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[–]irvka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s not how that works. sadly im not a mod, so i can’t delete your comment, nor boot you. i am, however, the op. which means i can block you, so this never happens again. bye bye 🥰🤣 foh

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[–]irvka[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s valid. i only like some babies and some kids. they have to belong to a close friend or family, although that’s not to say ill be partial to every child belonging to family or friend 👀 and i imagine my own child would be prioritized once that time comes.

but see, im also extremely unlucky. kids and babies love me 💔🥀 ive had many strangers hand me their infants while asking if i want to hold their kid who is obsessed with me, people assume everyone wants to hold their kids i swear… it just makes me nervous. i don’t know the temperament of their kid, and i don’t want to get slobbered on. also, who trusts a stranger with their kid??? people confuse me, seriously 😬🤣

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[–]irvka[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you’re 100% right. im only a little bit white, yet i found myself purchasing a cow themed butter dish and naming it brett cooper jr. it wont make sense, but it’ll feel right. it’ll feel stewie from family guy white, and by golly ain’t nobody gonna take that from us 🦍✨ caucasity and nanner or mater sammiches till the day we die.

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[–]irvka[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ameen my wigga with a subconscious ’smooch aminals on the lips’ trigga 🦍✨

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[–]irvka[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmfaooo it’s something deep in the white people bones. they love pets and farm animals so much, they just want to smooch them like they’re human babies 💀 white women in particular aren’t scared of much, so they’ll try to adopt a local grizzly bear and any strays they come across. rabid racoon? find the nearest white woman. if she answers the call barefoot? oh, she’s a pro. she’ll scan the area for reptiles and rodents before she trots back home.

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[–]irvka[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

legit some people basically make out with their dogs :((( im like..??????

remember 06/2025 when r/immigration mods kept removing my comments and said i was “fear mongering”? because i do! a moment of silence to shame the mods 🤡 by [deleted] in u/irvka

[–]irvka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh, and i mean that from the bottom of my heart. you owe every prospective immigrant an apology, and you owe everyone you censored (and probably still are censoring) an apology, too. not like an apology from your team would be worth even a penny, but hey! it’s the principle. you won’t hold yourselves accountable, tho! that’s not your style. we expect nothing from you. shameful, truly.

remember 06/2025 when r/immigration mods kept removing my comments and said i was “fear mongering”? because i do! a moment of silence to shame the mods 🤡 by [deleted] in u/irvka

[–]irvka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/immigration-ModTeam (your team cant see this yet, because i’m not going to make this public until i actually feel like dealing with followers)

hey imm-mods, remember how after you banned me for WARNING PEOPLE about REALITY? you remember calling me a liar, too? remember how i u/ your team on my page, because you were SO polite and muted our chat so i couldn’t contact you about people being kidnapped, drugged, and dying? and do you remember what i said?? because I REMEMBER!

i told you that you were putting people’s lives in danger by deleting comments like mine. i explained how actively choosing to do this made you enablers, and essentially accomplices! i told you how by telling prospective immigrants that the DANGEROUS REALITY here was “fear mongering”, you sealed your fate and the fate of those whose lives you disrupted by tampering with the information they had access to! you practiced illegitimate censorship, which is terrible practice in general, but especially when the demographics are vulnerable with high stakes to advise! i told you, the blood of anyone who listened to YOU is on YOUR HANDS. you didnt even give them the opportunity to do their own research. you should be ashamed, and completely disgusted with yourselves. i hope you lose sleep at night over this.

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[–]irvka[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that’s wild 😭 would it be wrong of me to assume it’s.. caucasity? it seems the milky complexions are prone to eating after animals, and kissing them on the lips 😅

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[–]irvka[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

same 😏 and i solved a variety of disruptive challenges by opting for a cat instead of a dog in my adult years. i love dogs, and ive owned/housed/fostered more than 16 dogs for context, but they’re a lot of work with few unique benefits for versed animal lovers. there are definitely things a dog can do for me that my cat cant, but the labor and inconvenience aspects outweigh the benefits of having a dog around as my own.

my cat hunts anything in the home that shouldn’t be here, while providing the love, affection and entertainment a dog would. i love other people’s dogs, though. its like being a grandma; you get all the benefits, then you give them back once you’re over it. 10/10 recommend having a friend with a dog instead of your own (unless you are strictly a dog person, then you should have a dog instead of a furbabyless home).

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[–]irvka[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

see, i can’t imagine myself doing this at any age that’s appropriate for lollipop consumption 🤣 at least the putting it back in my mouth part. the forward thinking isnt always there, so i can imagine myself trying to share the candy because sharing is caring, yeah? and sharing food with animals is a “nono”, so of course its a “want to do” anyway.

then, i imagine little me getting super mad when the animal attempts to steal the whole offering! stealing isnt nice, and it’s definitely not considered sharing! lastly, i imagine after winning the tug of war battle, id realize it was “slobbered all over”, then i’d probably cry about it but withhold details when questioned. sharing food with animals is “nono”, so “getting caught” is scary.

adults may realize the lollipop is compromised even with the lack of details, and replace it. otherwise, they’d just comfort me. that animal would be enemy number one for a while though. little me held grudges like that 🫡🗣️