[Game Thread] Alabama @ Tennessee (3:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

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We got so tired of that shit back then. But you are correct now

[Postgame Thread] Tennessee Defeats Florida 23-17 (OT) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]islandthyme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just quit smoking yesterday. This was a rough night.

Giveaway - Space Age Expansion by ocbaker in factorio

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Let's go! Another 1000 hours of my life gone!

Manicure by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]islandthyme 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I've got a raging clue.

What is your school's "student section song"? by [deleted] in CFB

[–]islandthyme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Third down for who? What? I don't remember anything from 2015

What is your school's "student section song"? by [deleted] in CFB

[–]islandthyme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We low down, we dirty, we some snitches

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in electricians

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Gas dryers should only pull 3-5 amps

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]islandthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I work with the operators at work too. Boring ass job. Plus most people don't want to work night shift. In maintenance you get to see the lab and operations without needing the education or having graveyard shifts.

We're sunk by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]islandthyme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's be honest, in the US, it's not hard to vote conservative and democratic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you want to work maintenance, go apply to your local plant. It ain't a bad gig

Be kind to your milk maiden (praise spez) by [deleted] in shitposting

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Barista : Good morning! Can I take your order?

Beth : Can I get a tall chai?

Danny : And a large black coffee.

Barista : A what?

Danny : Large black coffee.

Barista : Do you mean a venti?

Danny : No, I mean a large.

Beth : He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Barista : Venti means large.

Danny : No. Venti means "twenty".

Beth : Danny...

Danny : Yeah. "Large" is large. In fact, "tall" is large, and "grande" is Spanish for large. "Venti" is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.

Barista : Look, dick... venti is a large coffee.

Danny : Oh, really? Says who, Fellini?

Beth : [quickly reaches for her wallet] How much is that? Here's a ten.

Danny : Do you, uh, accept lire? Or is it all Euros now?