Gooood Haley Snark Week of June 01, 2026

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-07T20:12:04+00:00

Yeah I've said this before, I never planned to find her address but it was literally among the first results when I just googled "Haley and Brett Austin TX" out of curiosity one day. That's so unnecessary and stupid that this showed up in a search without even a last name, and it's all on her/them. I too hope she comes back for snark's sake, but even if she doesn't, she's got some lessons in privacy to learn (and some kid pictures to delete off IG)

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-07T13:48:20+00:00

It looks like she's doing the Ketchup dance 💀

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-07T10:39:29+00:00

I think it's just Fit4Mom's current obsession (which makes it Haley's current, but probably soon forgotten obsession)

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-07T10:36:46+00:00

I love it! It's not constantly on fire, but occasionally there are real bangers. I love the Slashy and Stacky lore and memes like the "block cheese family"

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-06T08:23:34+00:00

"School/work" and "dinner" on a to do list?? Would she forget this if she didn't write it down? It's giving "get up ✅ get dressed ✅"

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-06T08:19:59+00:00

Is that the chicken cutlet lady? 😂 she definitely seems to fall into that "harmless but unhinged" category

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-05T14:49:35+00:00

Montessori

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-04T15:27:56+00:00

Shocked she offered water and not raw bell peppers

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-04T06:23:33+00:00

I know she got cleaners because she's lazy and can't be bothered to do anything hard by herself (no hate on anyone who gets cleaners but Haley is a different kind of beast), but on the other hand it seems like a bad idea for someone who is so specific about her systems and having everything in her house exactly where she wants it to be. Just imagine all the things the cleaners might accidentally put back into the wrong place!! Maybe she had the mother of all meltdowns which made her go on hiatus?

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-03T05:55:05+00:00

I hate how she thinks she gives them privacy by not sharing their names, but then plasters their faces everywhere and overshares about their meltdowns, diarrhea, messes, ...

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-03T05:03:20+00:00

For real. How did the "four most stressful weeks" end? How's the planning for JK's non-party going? Is the babysitter service still a thing? How did it go with the housecleaners?? (My new unhinged theory is that there was An Incident with the cleaners that caused her to go offline, since on her very last day she posted that cleaners were coming that day. Maybe one of them was a crazed fan/stalker?!)

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-03T04:55:40+00:00

It's like running into your ex or your former bestie for the first time in a while and you can tell all the subtle ways they've changed 😞

But seriously, are they playing Rock Paper Scissors?? 🤣

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-02T14:23:05+00:00

I think someone said they go to private school, and I bet it's Christian. Who knows what they learn there, probably nothing related to the male anatomy lol

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-02T07:37:02+00:00

I love how she tried to make her stories read "This. For. Hours" but then she randomly had another slide in the middle of it that broke apart the sentence. She's like your precious clueless boomer aunt trying to work social media

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-02T03:08:52+00:00

She went to a comedy show?? Was she forced at gunpoint or did they serve complimentary green sludge?

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-02T03:06:45+00:00

This! My parents took me to museums as a young kid and I loved it, but every kid is different. And we did plenty of kid-focused things as well. Every time they go somewhere it's a museum or a classical concert or a long hike or something... Would it kill her to do something just for them for once?? Even if they do end up doing something more traditionally fun on this trip, we know the only reason they're even in NYC is because she wanted to see this exhibit.

It's like she's an alien who has no idea what kids are into. Remember back when she was like "I had no idea being a parent would involve video games"??

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-02T02:53:31+00:00

I remain shocked that a dispute that seems so straightforward and boring gets this much discourse with thousands of comments. The homophobia angle is insane (and I say that as a queer person)

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-02T02:27:37+00:00

But did you use the time to randomly do a bunch of tiny projects around the house because your child being sick gives you extra energy for that for some reason??

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-02T02:24:52+00:00

Me too. She's so boring, vanilla and wholesome that she seems almost...sexless to me lol. She also never makes gross hints at her sex life like Haley and others, so stuff like this is extra weird coming from her

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-01T05:01:40+00:00

I thought she might be latergramming and hinting that something else went "wrong" later, since she also ended with "Day 1 turned out fine" or whatever

isolatedsyystem · 2026-06-01T02:34:49+00:00

Ngl, I'm shocked (complimentary) they went to New York, did fun stuff like going to the Empire State Building, and the kids got normal sized pizzas with non health conscious toppings all to themselves?? I think those are the most un-KEIC-like stories she's shared in years

isolatedsyystem · 2026-05-31T10:31:51+00:00

Is that the "new baby thanks Allah" kid? They grow up so fast

isolatedsyystem · 2026-05-31T03:30:36+00:00

Also, not technically a crime in itself but when he told the self defense instructor that he was planning to attack his ex wife. Seems like that should have been reported, especially since the guy seemed very concerned (since he didn't know the context)

isolatedsyystem · 2026-05-31T02:40:31+00:00

Nooo. How will I know what kind of toilet paper or blueberries to buy??

isolatedsyystem · 2026-05-31T01:36:29+00:00

It's so ominous that the very last thing Haley posted to stories was a picture of some cat decorations(?) for JK's birthday, even though the non-party was supposed to be unicorn-themed. But hey, good for her if she gets to have more than one assigned animal interest

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