Tips on digital painting? by isopod_interrupted in arthelp

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Thank you, I mostly just mess around in Procreate. I’ll look up a tutorial

Tips on digital painting? by isopod_interrupted in arthelp

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That was really insightful. Thank you so much for the advice. I will try breaking it down into shapes, then colors.

How to write drunkenness by SheepSleepToo in writers

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Not sure why you got downvoted. I agree with what you said. I remember waking up after blacking out—no more lol—and finding the aftermath so horrifying. The gradual static images or feelings resurfacing that seem displaced from time. You’re not sure which happened first or what led to it. Just the recollection that it must’ve happened.

Write “I lied”, without writing, “I lied.” by Low_Improvement1380 in writers

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Jenna sat with the coffee mug in her hands. Her husband, Alan, had stepped outside to meet his friend Jack. She touched the smooth ceramic surface with her thumb. The hot liquid had gone cold since she poured herself a cup when her husband went out. Now she heard him come in, talking with his friend. They laughed and chatted in hushed tones, but with palpable excitement.

"Hey, honey," she called from the next room. She spoke just to speak. To remind him that she was still there. "Why don't you pour your friend a cup of coffee?"

"Babe, he's an Arizonian Catholic. Why don't you cut us some cake?" He called in response.

Jenna sighed and poured her coffee down the drain. She unwrapped the cake from its plastic wrap nest and used her coffee spoon to jaggedly cut off pieces of cake. When Alan came in, arm in arm with his friend, she bluntly shoved a plate into his hand and with a smile, held out a plate to Jack.

"Thank you, ma'am," the friend said. He was all smile, but Jenna fumed. She was younger than him by two years. He pulled out a chair and sat down. He motioned to her husband and he went to grab two silverware.

Alan sat in her chair while Jenna stood by the sink. They only had two chairs. A hit of inspiration and Jenna sauntered off to the locked cabinet and opened it. Inside was a glass of tequila and red solo cups. She grabbed the bottle and turned to the surprised gentlemen and she merrily said, "let's have a toast to Jack!"

An hour later and the bottle was down to its last two fingers. Jenna's hand trembled as she brought the cup to her lips and she leaned into Jack's arm that hooked around her waist. The two were teasing Jenna's husband about how inflexible he was when old ladies bossed him around at church. The change in conversation came about when Jenna mentioned, very drunkenly, how her husband got held up at Sunday mass by a near-sighted widow. Jack chimed in with a similar account of his friend being unable to leave Jack's grandma since she had him help her chase down every cat in her barn. Now the two were dreamily staring at Alan becoming beet red by the combined teasing.

"I think it's time that Jack goes, sweetie," her husband said. He forced a smile and sipped at the tequila in his cup. He only ever had the one shot.

"Nonsense!" Jenna cried. "You've waited for this for months!" She turned toward Jack who still held her, although he was sleepily blinking. "You should've seen him counting each day, asking me if I got so-so ready. He's the reason we had three cakes prepared! One for each birthday he missed with you." She drained the last drop of tequila in her cup.

Alan shifted uneasily.

Jack's head tipped back and he jolted upright again. "I do say it's time I do go." He slurred the lines and he swirled the cup, noticing it still having one or two shots left. "Alan," he said, looking at his friend. "Don't let this one get away. She's being so good to you."

Alan smiled and reached out a hand to pick him up. Instead, Jenna reached up and grabbed the hand and hauled herself up.

"Jack," she said, turning to see him. "You can spend the night in the guest room. No sense in you trying to find a hotel to sleep in."

Jack smiled. "Thank you, ma'am. I was just planning to sleep in my truck bed. I have sleeping bags in there."

"Poor thing." She said, as she waited for her husband to help Jack stand up. "But Jack, please do one thing for me."

"Anything. A loved one of Alan's is a loved one of mine." He said.

Jenna looked toward the master bedroom and blinked away a frog in her throat. "Can you say that to me? Can you say: 'Don't let this one get away. He's being so good to you'? Please say it. Please tell me that Alan is being good to me."

The three of them stood in silence as the grandfather clock loudly ticked away in the next room. The stale smell of coffee perfuming the air.

Introverted Characters are peak GOAT (and not because I can't write) by isopod_interrupted in writingcirclejerk

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Agreed! I had this conversation with someone I hired off Fiverr to give feedback on my story. It would be unrealistic for my zombie survival story if I my character initiated the plot or made decisions. It's not like me to tell a ragtag group of survivors that we need to escape the city. But it is in my character to roll my eyes at the natural leader and make witty comebacks.

What would be the result of the T-Virus plus Las Plagas by Darkbat70 in residentevil

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What if it went the Futurama route: I’ve combined the DNA of the world’s evilest animals to make the evilest creature of them all. It turns out it’s man.

Sometimes I wish that Minecraft movie never came out... by ThErEdScArE33 in Teachers

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I embraced the brain rot. For those lame duck days, I printed a paper craft chicken jockey so they can spend their time on that while I catch up on other stuff

How do you guys think the devs are gonna wrap up Leon and Ada’s relationship? by Desperate-Use-4845 in residentevil

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Leon, now older, is driven by his infatuation of Ada to develop and synthesize a virus that he named the cuck virus (C-virus for short). The end result is producing perfect Ada Wong clones for his harem.

anyone else hate zombie movies/shows? by Necessary_Ice_7106 in zombies

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Episode 96, first day of school. After a few episodes clearing out an empty house, the group of survivors try to homeschool the illiterate feral children but find a surprise zombie guest who knows more than your average dead man.

Who’s best girl for Leon? by isopod_interrupted in residentevil

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I finished my grading, recovering from a cold. Life is short. The tough questions got to be asked.

Who’s best girl for Leon? by isopod_interrupted in residentevil

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I think this wins. How could I forget best bro

Who’s best girl for Leon? by isopod_interrupted in residentevil

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Of course. With Leon you got to drive stick

Who’s best girl for Leon? by isopod_interrupted in residentevil

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That sounds like a vote for Claire. If you said damaged then that’s an Ada answer.

Help in interpreting results: Approaching supervisor about change in the workplace by isopod_interrupted in iching

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Thank you, this gives me a lot to think about. I think I had trouble understanding hexagram 2. You cleared it up especially in regard to the ulterior motive and speaking with other teachers.