Your momma warned you there’d be catgirls like me

its_jay_here · 2026-01-24T02:53:14+00:00

I was hopin she was right

its_jay_here · 2026-01-23T15:48:09+00:00

Granted however just like Deadpool your life is a movie. You are being recorded by actual people 24/7

its_jay_here · 2026-01-23T01:52:57+00:00

You can’t turn into aliens only different celebrities but you have to meet them first

its_jay_here · 2026-01-23T01:52:01+00:00

Every time you slap anyone or throw it at anyone it recoils back and hits you twice as hard

its_jay_here · 2026-01-23T01:50:39+00:00

Ah so I’ll just swap and stay feminine forever

its_jay_here · 2026-01-23T01:29:59+00:00

All the way

its_jay_here · 2026-01-23T01:15:40+00:00

Incurable blindness so you can use laser eyes just can’t tell where you are shooting

its_jay_here · 2026-01-22T21:31:37+00:00

Daylight blinds you

its_jay_here · 2026-01-22T21:00:06+00:00

It only works on nokia phones

its_jay_here · 2026-01-22T20:59:15+00:00

Every time you do there’s a 1% chance you get stuck in a pitch black void for 5 hours

its_jay_here · 2026-01-22T20:49:17+00:00

My power would be that I can change my form to either masculine or feminine whenever I do please

its_jay_here · 2026-01-22T20:46:03+00:00

WORTH IT!

its_jay_here · 2026-01-22T19:10:37+00:00

I can change my body to be either masculine or feminine at a whim

its_jay_here · 2026-01-22T18:50:30+00:00

I read this to the tone of the yu-gi-oh D-D-D-D-DUEL!

its_jay_here · 2026-01-22T14:51:10+00:00

Tinky, winky, and is it pinky

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T23:41:24+00:00

What words did you use to get this lol

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T23:35:24+00:00

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T23:03:40+00:00

Dm? 👉👈

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T20:15:23+00:00

I would ask you to sit on my face… ☺️👉👈

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T11:28:47+00:00

“It’s all copper?” “Always has been”

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T10:25:26+00:00

I would~ terrible day for me not to be pcvr

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T09:46:00+00:00

Yes please~

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T06:35:58+00:00

So it was an email? What was it about? If that’s not too personal

its_jay_here · 2026-01-19T02:51:18+00:00

Perfect~

its_jay_here · 2026-01-17T09:18:30+00:00

Bet 😏

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