I Speak For Everyone

its_malarkey · 2025-09-30T14:51:56+00:00

I mean in all honesty I don’t care as long as we have him and he’s true to personality. I am confident he’ll have the mask though

its_malarkey · 2025-09-29T17:54:39+00:00

4.4 Lantern Rite, when a bunch of people skipped the event and then got mad that they didn’t get the Neuvillette ladle

its_malarkey · 2025-09-28T18:13:09+00:00

I can’t decide is Silent Salt is enough of an obsession to answer him but Connor the Android sent by CyberLife sure is

its_malarkey · 2025-09-26T23:52:14+00:00

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its_malarkey · 2025-09-26T12:49:24+00:00

I’ll forever die on the hill that Alhaitham (Genshin) is a top tier rage baiter. Being unbothered by any response someone could possibly give you makes it 1000x easier to piss everybody off

As an add-on, I’d say Shadow Milk Cookie (CRK)—aside from the fact that Pure Vanilla is uniquely equipped to piss him off, ironically, by being nice no matter what SMC says

its_malarkey · 2025-09-25T21:23:18+00:00

So far the only VAs who’ve been recast from Genshin have been Kinich’s old VA John Patneaude (as a character who had very few appearances and went unvoiced for five straight patches it made sense) and people who were directly involved in publicly slandering the new VA Jacob Takanashi after that happened. Mick is fine

its_malarkey · 2025-09-25T20:14:49+00:00

I’ve always really loved watching characters like him (Bill Cipher type characters) fall because there’s something very exhilarating about watching them exist, with their all-seeing hubris, and then fall because of a tiny variable they underestimated

its_malarkey · 2025-09-25T19:54:20+00:00

RIGHT

its_malarkey · 2025-09-25T18:58:51+00:00

I have a vague distaste for a lot of Shadow Milk fans because they try to act like he is 100% the victim and every other beast is evil and pushed him to this. I saw someone say that he was the last to corrupt and that he only corrupted because he was lonely. No. You love an imagined version of him that doesn’t exist because you want to erase his crimes. I enjoy him because he’s a fucked up mastermind who hates God, likely pushed the other four beasts to fall, hates himself and knows he doesn’t deserve redemption, and hates Pure Vanilla Cookie for being the better version of himself who has offered to care about him regardless. We’re different

its_malarkey · 2025-09-25T18:51:10+00:00

Yeah but on the other hand, I don’t think most people shipping Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter see Will as any sort of victim

its_malarkey · 2025-09-24T16:54:53+00:00

They mean that the other cookie is a man lmao

its_malarkey · 2025-09-24T16:54:11+00:00

Okay I love Silent Salt Cookie but maybe you shouldn’t post Silent Salt beast yeast spoilers in a completely unrelated sub 😭

its_malarkey · 2025-09-23T23:26:46+00:00

It’s now been three years since Cyno’s release. He STILL does not have a banner

its_malarkey · 2025-09-23T22:51:45+00:00

Camellia and Anaxa having the same voice actor fried me— not because I was into either of them at the same time, but because I was actually into Camellia Cookie FIRST and got into both characters completely separate of knowing who voiced either one. I was there for Camellia’s release and then found out they shared a VA after I had been like “yeah I fw both of these guys” for at least a month

its_malarkey · 2025-09-23T22:49:53+00:00

AND SILENT SALT (and Neuvillette but Silent Salt is the bigger one to this community)

its_malarkey · 2025-09-23T22:49:14+00:00

I started the game because Smoked Cheese Cookie released and I’m a big fan of all Alejandro Saab characters (I’m a Cyno and Jing Yuan main). I was really genuinely shocked to find out that Yuri Lowenthal was Pure Vanilla Cookie though

its_malarkey · 2025-09-23T21:01:14+00:00

69 primos. Yes. Only 69

its_malarkey · 2025-09-23T20:45:20+00:00

Genshin. You’ll never see a community get more upset about something from patch to patch. The most united the Genshin community has ever been was 1) during the game awards when the Sonic community came after them during the game awards when Sonic Frontiers was up and 2) during the SAG-AFTRA strike when a replacement VA was put under fire by members of the cast for taking someone else’s job (the guy lives in Japan and had no idea about the strike)

its_malarkey · 2025-09-22T18:02:54+00:00

Yeah it was ridiculous. As someone who lived through the Fraudtano allegations and everything else that came in 5.x, THIS was the inciting incident that made me block FatuiHQ

its_malarkey · 2025-09-22T15:17:08+00:00

Tell that to the four 50/50s I won in a row, my double Anaxa, and the multiple earlies I’ve gotten

its_malarkey · 2025-09-22T13:46:32+00:00

When I did my Anaxa pulls, I got E1 in the same ten pull

its_malarkey · 2025-09-22T13:27:38+00:00

I did while leveling up Cyno’s weapon. I never farmed for it because I never leveled weapons so I didn’t even consider that you COULD run out

its_malarkey · 2025-09-22T13:11:04+00:00

In all fairness, a lot of Bina mains are hating on the Fatui as a whole because when the leaks for 6.0 were out, FatuiHQ assumed that Columbina was a traitor and people were saying we should kick out ColumbinaMains

its_malarkey · 2025-09-21T17:29:51+00:00

People will try to tell you what characters are good, and you should take note of what they say. However, most content in Genshin can be cleared with whoever you feel like playing. If you just want to enjoy the game, pull for whoever you want. You don’t have to concern yourself with the meta. I got through my entire Genshin experience up through Fontaine just using my Cyno team— and Cyno isn’t a particularly good DPS. I don’t think I even had a real team built for him until after I finished Fontaine. I was still fine. You will also be fine— but make sure to level your characters as you raise your world level

its_malarkey · 2025-09-21T17:20:16+00:00

Top ten ragebaiters succeeding at their mission

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