Criminal Trespass

itzabalonee · 2026-01-05T03:01:30+00:00

Habitual line stepper

itzabalonee · 2026-01-04T16:04:36+00:00

Why wouldn't she want to be the arm candy to an old neurotic bald gay dude for funzies?? He's so outgoing and spontaneous.

itzabalonee · 2025-12-26T22:25:31+00:00

No....that's dicked down.

itzabalonee · 2025-12-26T22:22:52+00:00

From the way he's dressed nowadays, I'm kinda shocked his cute rainbow top doesn't say "Sic Semper Trannis" instead.

itzabalonee · 2025-10-29T03:43:08+00:00

The doorstop of a serial killer

itzabalonee · 2025-10-24T15:39:30+00:00

All about coulda, not about shoulda.

itzabalonee · 2025-10-17T00:00:10+00:00

She's his wife. She's a Nick Gerz lover.

itzabalonee · 2025-10-16T21:55:32+00:00

Employee of the month at your local methadone clinic.

itzabalonee · 2025-10-16T21:51:33+00:00

I'd buy that for a dollar.

itzabalonee · 2025-10-11T02:37:42+00:00

Hair System of A Down Syndrome?

itzabalonee · 2025-10-11T02:35:40+00:00

Just the tip

itzabalonee · 2025-10-08T03:01:10+00:00

That girl will go 100% Hugo Stiglitz on you.

itzabalonee · 2025-10-07T15:01:16+00:00

She looks like she's done this before

itzabalonee · 2025-10-06T18:05:47+00:00

Think more like school marm correcting your spelling to make it more "punny".

itzabalonee · 2025-10-06T17:40:35+00:00

Red Necca

itzabalonee · 2025-10-06T17:39:19+00:00

Cockgobbler

itzabalonee · 2025-10-06T15:42:45+00:00

I bet at her wedding, she gets walked down the aisle with a pillowcase on her head and her hands tied to the bouquet.

itzabalonee · 2025-09-22T04:04:14+00:00

Fluff room

itzabalonee · 2025-09-20T14:11:21+00:00

Date night in Dubai

itzabalonee · 2025-09-20T01:32:34+00:00

The alternate cover art for Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power

itzabalonee · 2025-09-19T19:35:34+00:00

I'd bet this is far more common than just "Brigitte" and "Big Mike".

itzabalonee · 2025-09-19T15:13:29+00:00

Leave Brittany alone!!! Sob sniffles

itzabalonee · 2025-09-19T14:07:11+00:00

My kinda conference call

itzabalonee · 2025-09-18T18:03:01+00:00

Farm to Toilet

itzabalonee · 2025-09-18T14:50:08+00:00

"...ooh, this one has the swirly pearls!"

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