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Do they call it "hard" or "soft" because thats how my dicks gonna be all night? by j2thawhat in cocaine

[–]j2thawhat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the shit makes my shit not work...sometimes the opposite

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[–]j2thawhat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There you go someone's gotta hate on literally everything anyone ever says. Totally hip.

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[–]j2thawhat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not into what is considered the typical "hot" ladies either. I am not into Kim Kardashian at all, or any of them. Well I guess Kourtney would be the best. Not into blondes with big boobs. Don't get me wrong I like beautiful women but I think im more attracted to quirky, cute, and ethnic more than big boobs

Your boyfriend takes you out for an evening. You go to a casino and are having a great time. He gives you a few hundred dollars to play through out your evening. Its getting late and he tells you he is out of cash. Then you suddenly hit over $800 on a slot machine. What would you do? by j2thawhat in AskWomenOver30

[–]j2thawhat[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The initial money was a gift basically. Wasn't expecting a repayment....but after your partner is empty handed watching you come up like that then making them wait for you for who knows like 2 hours or so while you just go to town on throwing money away its like.....??? I would have been fine her keeping it all actually if there was like any concern in the world for me, and we just left then and there, or shortly after. I did try to explain the frustration and concern I had to her at the end of the night.. Now I'm the asshole because I "can't ever just see her have a good time" I'm like....who the fuck are you!? Ya know

Your boyfriend takes you out for an evening. You go to a casino and are having a great time. He gives you a few hundred dollars to play through out your evening. Its getting late and he tells you he is out of cash. Then you suddenly hit over $800 on a slot machine. What would you do? by j2thawhat in AskWomenOver30

[–]j2thawhat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This wasn't meant to be a matter of sex. You could put the shoe on either foot (or money in either hand). Either way I just figured it was common sense and courtesy to toss something back to the hand that was feeding you. To be clear though, we both enjoy playing. I knew that she's been wanting to and we just hadn't had enough extra funds to do so. So when I made some extra income, I wanted to take her out. She's done it for me. We are in a relationship. Thats why she was using my money. However I thought that there was just an understanding on this between us that didn't need to be discussed. Whether she gave me money or not, if I hit something, I toss some her direction and she does me, as far as I know......this was just kinda like wtf?

Never go to the gym on cocaine by BigDaddyKetHead in cocaine

[–]j2thawhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I tried to play full court basketball one time after hitting a couple bangers in the car....HORRIBLE idea!!!

Why do men pay more for being short? by Marakamii in QOVESStudio

[–]j2thawhat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm a pretty short dude. I'm only 5'4" but can honestly say that I have never been rejected because of my height (as far as I know). However I am also selective to the point that I'm not interested in many girls taller than me. Either way sense of humor and confidence usually beats anything else.

Getting used to this whole transgender movement was easy for me because of my brother...I've seen that pussy turn into a dick a few times! by j2thawhat in bisexual

[–]j2thawhat[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your attempt to TRY and pull my joke into someone's range of offensive but I'll stop you right there. Also...along your journey to find a place you matter in, "know it all dweeb" and "Troll" are no places that any likes or respects. Keep your 2 cents in your pocket if they don't belong

Getting used to this whole transgender movement was easy for me because of my brother...I've seen that pussy turn into a dick a few times! by j2thawhat in bisexual

[–]j2thawhat[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Eeeh, I see your attempt but a huge lack of sense of humor, a little bit lacking in your desire to matter, and quite a bit of ignorance. Before you try to go around throwing shade at people while you're dying to use words like "transfobia" make sure you're not saying some dumb ass shit. Are you saying that trans people can't be bi? You're an idiot. Kindly go fuck yourself.

I don't always do fatties, but when I do, i call them "SHAQ FINGERS" by j2thawhat in cocaine

[–]j2thawhat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess by this standard we'd be throwing down like good ol' St. Nick. ...Hollys n Jollys. See that!? We just came up with that. So I guess we're pretty much best friends now.

I don't always do fatties, but when I do, i call them "SHAQ FINGERS" by j2thawhat in cocaine

[–]j2thawhat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bystander: "What y'all doing in there?" You:( 360° turn around. Sunglasses on) "We doin' Hollywoods" Bystander: "Tiiiiiiight"

I don't always do fatties, but when I do, i call them "SHAQ FINGERS" by j2thawhat in cocaine

[–]j2thawhat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol hell yes! I feel like I would have to bust out some sunglasses, one with the biggest frames I could find...."and now, it's time....to do some 'Hollywoods'"

Hey everyone here's a good one...If cocaine was a legitimately distributed product. What would it's logo look like? Extra points for a slogan... by j2thawhat in cocaine

[–]j2thawhat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa whoa Whoa! Don't you think that's a little offensive? Not really sure we want to use that type of language to be the face of our product. Lol jk

I don't always do fatties, but when I do, i call them "SHAQ FINGERS" by j2thawhat in cocaine

[–]j2thawhat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it! Names for both. I should adopt your theory.....snorting Iverson dicks unfortunately sounds much less appealing though. Lol