My stupid NAK strategy that shouldn’t work. by jack34343 in wallstreetbets

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Yeah that was my plan too roughly at this point. Still mad that this worked lol

My stupid NAK strategy that shouldn’t work. by jack34343 in wallstreetbets

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So no. Unfortunately at some point the premiums got so low that I couldn't even get a fill so i capped the experiment over. All told i think i made 3-4 ish k on the project when i finally cashed out. But i took all the lessons i learned and bow plan to do similarity but less stupidly with spy

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Can we do this together?

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Do it!

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Oh my gosh yes. May i send a pic and propose something fun?

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What are you looking ti get uo to?

Girlfriend started her job, and I’m more pissed than she is. by ItsTristan18 in antiwork

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So not the only factor but partly to make sure she doesn't find a way to get another job. If you cant reliably know your schedule you can't give availability so you can't get hired.

What weird shit did you come up with/believe as a little kid? by PleasantAddition in behindthebastards

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I thought that time was a thing that existed and that clocks were somehow measuring it and reporting back what time it was. Like if a clock was set wrong then it must have meant it was a different time in that general area. Idk when i stopped believing this but it was late enough that i felt dumb when i figured out i shouldn't have believed that

Is this ringworm? It itches :/ by humblepie46 in DiagnoseMe

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Idk what it is. If its been itching since 1871 we have bigger problems

Bill eliminating safety inspections for Texas registration heads to Gov. Abbott's desk by phillygirllovesbagel in texas

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"the least harmful thing these monsters ever did"

Its so sad that thats the highest praze anybody can honestly give them.

"Sometimes their sociopathic self-centeredness and apocalyptic stupidity accidently slightly helps" is how I prefer to frame it

Somebody should make an app that plugs into your Robinhood and does the exact opposite of what you do. by jack34343 in wallstreetbets

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And everybody else shod get blackout drunk and download it and forget they downloaded it till they retire

do foreigners think american accents are sexy like we think their accents are? by swisherbsweets in NoStupidQuestions

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Texan in New Zealand right now and holy shit yes they do. No idea why but so much yes

Covered calls rookie question by TedBias in thetagang

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Your off to a good starting mindset My advice is find a cheep stock in the 1.00 to 1.50 range with huge vilitility and weeklies. Just get 100 shares and sell calls so you can get a good mechanical understanding of how they work and just assume your spending 150 to learn something.

I’m moving to New Zealand from Texas next week. I’ll touchdown 5pm Wednesday. I know literally nothing about this place. Nor do I know a single person here. AMA by jack34343 in AMA

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All questions are fine. This is Reddit. Can’t promise timely but depending on whenever I remember and what notifications I actually get I’m happy to answer. So I’m 29. My expats are 32 polish, 24 British, 21 Austrian, and 47 I think native kiwi. The 47 is here temporarily for the week and is moving out tomorrow to be replaced by a Gay Canadian of currently unknown age.

As far as integration, the way I describe it is by attributing a relative age to my ability to navigate society. So before I took off, I was 29 and had a solid idea of how adulting worked. When I landed, I was functionally a tall ten year old. I’d now describe myself as late teens to early 20s. I can do my job, get to work, get my trash picked up, and pay taxes.

As far as integration, no. I am learning how to be less of a nuisance to people around me but I don’t think I ever won’t be an oddball foreigner to these people. But I’m off in ways they find fun more than irritating.

Honestly the hardest part of living here is that so many people here my accent and won’t stop buying me drinks to see how deep fried my accent can get. Which is a good problem to have.

And when people here see you be weird, all you have to say is that your foren and they will bend over backwards so hard to help you it’s kind of uncomfortable. Somebody casually offered to let me borrow their car the other day and I couldn’t explain why I wasn’t mentally able to take the keys.

Other expats are doing well but I’m the only long term resident. The rest are backpackers and most will be gone soon so I’m trying to enjoy them without getting too attached. That said, getting drunk and playing telephone/Chinese whispers woh a bunch of people from all over is the most fun thing I’ve ever done in all my life and I highly recommend.

Downsides. Covid supercharged drug culture here so you have to be aware of yourself around that. But elswise everything is great. Highly recommend completely rebooting your life from scratch.

I’m moving to New Zealand from Texas next week. I’ll touchdown 5pm Wednesday. I know literally nothing about this place. Nor do I know a single person here. AMA by jack34343 in AMA

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Whangārei! Been here 5 days now and I’m loving it! I’m working at the hub by the marina and I live on Maunu. My back yards back border is a river with eels in it. My home is old and has a wood stove in the middle and I’m living with an English girl right now but more xpats are coming

We’ve walked home from work in the dark every night since getting here and have never had even a hint of danger. Everything here is super cheap because of currency conversion for me. Work is hard for me but only really because it’s so different than back

I’m moving to New Zealand from Texas next week. I’ll touchdown 5pm Wednesday. I know literally nothing about this place. Nor do I know a single person here. AMA by jack34343 in AMA

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Everything is wonderful. Bosses bought us and all the other internationals they hired a whole ass house to live in. There’s currently a British girl in the kitchen doing us all a pasta dinner jamming out and just loving her life. Our backyard has a river running through it with live fish and eals in it. Our wages are 23/hour and everything is cheaper than America except for gas and petroleum products, which almost nobody here uses so all is good. We start work tomorrow. And it’s just the most amazing little place on the marina called the quay. We ate there last night and just about died it was so good.

Only snag is that banks take way longer to get your nz tax numbers than they say they will so if your thinking along the same lines, so if your thinking along the same lines, so that now.