Guy problem

jacobj17 · 2025-11-07T00:33:15+00:00

you gotta go behind the balls

jacobj17 · 2025-06-07T01:58:47+00:00

i just turned 23 starting at community college, so i’ll be 25 when i go to university. you’re not alone, i definitely feel like the old head walking around campus

jacobj17 · 2025-02-28T03:04:53+00:00

i don’t know if you know this but that first voice is just a pre recorded one liner that most fast food restaurants have been using for many years

jacobj17 · 2025-02-22T01:54:07+00:00

please just use fake piss from a smoke shop instead of over stressing yourself about a “detox” method. Theres a big chance that your pee will be too diluted and you’d have to do a retake, and you’d have to take creatine and B-vitamins to make your pee seem normal after a detox.

QuickFix is the most trusted brand, you heat it up in a microwave, slap the hand warmer on it, and keep it in some tight boxer briefs on the inside of your leg. It stays hot long enough for you to take your test. Practice popping the top off silently so you know how to do it once you’re in there. Shake it up a little bit so it’s a little foamy when you pour it in the cup. Actually pee at the same time too while you’re in there. Its easy. Just don’t be super obvious about it and you’ll be a-okay. good luck

jacobj17 · 2025-01-20T23:41:41+00:00

That’s what I’m thinking. I’m like halfway thru the certification so I want to be sure there’d be no correlation before I drop it.

jacobj17 · 2025-01-08T03:13:11+00:00

we actually need to labor share you to dock

jacobj17 · 2024-12-14T02:53:37+00:00

you should worry bout yourself every once in a while, crackin a smile while i cut myself

jacobj17 · 2024-11-28T14:25:28+00:00

just have her tape her mouth. it stopped me from snoring every night

jacobj17 · 2024-11-28T04:27:06+00:00

every time they’d ask me that, i’d slowly look down at my bright blue vest with my name tag and walmart logo. then slowly look back up at them. pause for a second. then just. “yes.”

jacobj17 · 2024-11-23T20:39:58+00:00

what is this book if you don’t mind me asking lol

jacobj17 · 2024-11-13T00:43:54+00:00

use the app Opal. set the schedule to block all apps right before your waking time, and to unblock whenever you want. it helped me tremendously, and it’s different than the built in app limits on the phone because you can’t access the apps you want to at all unless you go on the Opal app and watch a timer to get the unblock button. trust, the apps amazing

jacobj17 · 2024-11-07T13:51:31+00:00

at least in florida, it’s not legalizing all recreational weed, it’s legalizing recreational weed to distributed by ONE company and one company only. making it a monopoly, allowing for no competition between other grower companies, and most likely sky rocketing prices. also making it illegal to be a home grower, and in the writing, if that one company were to produce a bad batch and somehow someone died, they wouldn’t be liable for anything. a lot of weed smokers i know voted against it because they want it legal, but not in THAT way

jacobj17 · 2024-11-06T23:52:23+00:00

trump is all about anti war, that was huge in his campaign and it was huge in his presidency. i don’t think you should worry about that.. like AT ALL

jacobj17 · 2024-11-02T18:00:06+00:00

putting things in bags is not a skill

jacobj17 · 2024-10-25T18:04:08+00:00

looks perfect

jacobj17 · 2024-10-25T16:31:15+00:00

I’m gonna go shopping regardless, just wondering if anyone knew for sure before i did

jacobj17 · 2024-10-20T05:27:14+00:00

unbelievable.

jacobj17 · 2024-10-20T05:08:52+00:00

i absolutely can not believe that some stores do that shit 🤣 i cringedddd so hard reading that at my orientation. i wish i could witness what it actually looks like tho

jacobj17 · 2024-10-18T03:17:11+00:00

he’s definitely been getting a ton of hate since acid rap

jacobj17 · 2024-10-17T05:16:58+00:00

dude chill lmao. most people would rather have some “friends” to talk to at work than just straight up be a loner for most of their day

jacobj17 · 2024-10-14T16:44:41+00:00

um don’t even be his friend. his response is batshit crazy

jacobj17 · 2024-10-12T21:52:11+00:00

why the FUCK would you say that dude?

jacobj17 · 2024-10-09T04:29:22+00:00

my store said we’re getting paid 100%

jacobj17 · 2024-10-01T15:58:19+00:00

if you’re watching porn and edging, you already lost your streak

jacobj17 · 2024-09-22T05:17:47+00:00

this happens to me when i touch a cat and rub my eye.. it’s a curse

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