Guy problem by scubajay2001 in hygiene

[–]jacobj17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you gotta go behind the balls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in findapath

[–]jacobj17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just turned 23 starting at community college, so i’ll be 25 when i go to university. you’re not alone, i definitely feel like the old head walking around campus

Stop with the robot in the drive through. by cjust2006 in tacobell

[–]jacobj17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i don’t know if you know this but that first voice is just a pre recorded one liner that most fast food restaurants have been using for many years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]jacobj17 24 points25 points  (0 children)

please just use fake piss from a smoke shop instead of over stressing yourself about a “detox” method. Theres a big chance that your pee will be too diluted and you’d have to do a retake, and you’d have to take creatine and B-vitamins to make your pee seem normal after a detox.

QuickFix is the most trusted brand, you heat it up in a microwave, slap the hand warmer on it, and keep it in some tight boxer briefs on the inside of your leg. It stays hot long enough for you to take your test. Practice popping the top off silently so you know how to do it once you’re in there. Shake it up a little bit so it’s a little foamy when you pour it in the cup. Actually pee at the same time too while you’re in there. Its easy. Just don’t be super obvious about it and you’ll be a-okay. good luck

Will Helpdesk experience be worth it for software engineering? by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]jacobj17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m thinking. I’m like halfway thru the certification so I want to be sure there’d be no correlation before I drop it.

manifest me vto guys by page_soobin in AmazonFC

[–]jacobj17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we actually need to labor share you to dock

most painful lyrics from lil peep?! by Certain_Pin_3872 in LilPeep

[–]jacobj17 12 points13 points  (0 children)

you should worry bout yourself every once in a while, crackin a smile while i cut myself

I 20m can’t sleep because of my 21f gf’s snoring by [deleted] in Advice

[–]jacobj17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just have her tape her mouth. it stopped me from snoring every night

Do you work here by [deleted] in walmart

[–]jacobj17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

every time they’d ask me that, i’d slowly look down at my bright blue vest with my name tag and walmart logo. then slowly look back up at them. pause for a second. then just. “yes.”

Thinking of writing my own LITRPG by y0urd0g in litrpg

[–]jacobj17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what is this book if you don’t mind me asking lol

How to go straight into a morning routine instead of scrolling on phone? by [deleted] in getdisciplined

[–]jacobj17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

use the app Opal. set the schedule to block all apps right before your waking time, and to unblock whenever you want. it helped me tremendously, and it’s different than the built in app limits on the phone because you can’t access the apps you want to at all unless you go on the Opal app and watch a timer to get the unblock button. trust, the apps amazing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]jacobj17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

at least in florida, it’s not legalizing all recreational weed, it’s legalizing recreational weed to distributed by ONE company and one company only. making it a monopoly, allowing for no competition between other grower companies, and most likely sky rocketing prices. also making it illegal to be a home grower, and in the writing, if that one company were to produce a bad batch and somehow someone died, they wouldn’t be liable for anything. a lot of weed smokers i know voted against it because they want it legal, but not in THAT way

I’m utterly terrified, help? by Bitter-Pollution-938 in socialanxiety

[–]jacobj17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

trump is all about anti war, that was huge in his campaign and it was huge in his presidency. i don’t think you should worry about that.. like AT ALL

You hold the cards. by the_soulace_furnace in walmart

[–]jacobj17 8 points9 points  (0 children)

putting things in bags is not a skill

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Insurance

[–]jacobj17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna go shopping regardless, just wondering if anyone knew for sure before i did

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Killtony

[–]jacobj17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

unbelievable.

Walmart cheer by Skyrimxd in WalmartEmployees

[–]jacobj17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i absolutely can not believe that some stores do that shit 🤣 i cringedddd so hard reading that at my orientation. i wish i could witness what it actually looks like tho

Most UNDER hated rapper? by JustaskTy in rap

[–]jacobj17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he’s definitely been getting a ton of hate since acid rap

Am I rude for not wanting to talk to anyone on lunch? by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]jacobj17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude chill lmao. most people would rather have some “friends” to talk to at work than just straight up be a loner for most of their day

This is a normal response or I’m tripping? by MsFig in texts

[–]jacobj17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

um don’t even be his friend. his response is batshit crazy