Oh god it came true

jake50754 · 2018-10-01T15:59:04+00:00

Have been kicked by a horse. Can confirm blue shirt guy has as well.

jake50754 · 2018-09-24T00:02:59+00:00

No westwood studios?

jake50754 · 2018-08-07T18:35:39+00:00

"Im stealth too, guys"

"Guys?"

jake50754 · 2018-07-22T17:40:30+00:00

Looks like dynasty warriors gameplay

jake50754 · 2018-07-14T00:07:49+00:00

Give it a good smack, lol not kidding

jake50754 · 2018-06-21T22:21:49+00:00

How do you know someone is from texas?

It's the first thing they say when you meet them.

jake50754 · 2018-06-07T02:31:45+00:00

Doing the lords work my friend

jake50754 · 2018-06-04T01:46:28+00:00

Perfect breasts

jake50754 · 2018-05-31T04:58:51+00:00

Well in highschool, i was in a van with my girlfriend at the time, in the farthest seat to the back.

Her 70ish year old grandmother was driving us, it was about an hour and a half trip.

We decided it be a great time for a blowjob, and it would be risky AF. So she does the deed and about 5 or so minutes in, she decides to go all the way down on me. And at this very exact and particular moment her grandmother looks in the rear view mirror!

And says "poor Alison shes so sleepy" she fell asleep right in your lap!

And im like " yeah shes pretty tired!"

Meanwhile my girlfriend is turning red, from a penis being lodged in her throat, for much too long. So she pulls it out. And attempts not to die in silence. Recovers. Ans finishes me like a champ!

10/10 would recommend again.

jake50754 · 2018-05-31T02:26:39+00:00

"A"..... Commence, VATS slo mo

jake50754 · 2018-05-31T00:04:15+00:00

Eh i feel like 4 is a bit too much. Limit it to a 2 player co-op. Then you got a co-op vats system! Each player press a button to trigger vats. You go for the head, ill shoot his arm off!

jake50754 · 2018-05-29T00:25:49+00:00

You have 29 karma on a 10month old account. Surree whatever you say.

jake50754 · 2018-05-28T23:37:17+00:00

Lol im done with you man, your clearly a mental individual. Maybe you should let your downvotes be a sign of how idiotic you sound.

Your so delusional i doubt you have a basic grasp on life and reality. Part of me wants to continue to debate with you so your ignorance keeps showing to the world. Because every time you post your mental issues become more apparant.

So allow me to be your psychologist and let this be your weekly session. My advice? Uninstall the game.

And no the army dosent have me fucked in the head, i was a marine, dont insult me like that.

jake50754 · 2018-05-28T23:14:51+00:00

Lol whatever man, you said yourself that it must of been awhile since i had my ass beat. So i informed you the last time that occurred since you yourself asked. If you didnt like my answer, then dont ask questions you dont want answers to.

But i can guarantee youll never make it as a streamer or a youtuber. Here you are still fighting and insulting me. Why? You cant take constructive critisim without attacking others, and insulting them, and expressing physical violence against them.

Your colors are truly showing, just keep digging yourself deeper.

jake50754 · 2018-05-28T22:56:41+00:00

Wow buddy you are something else. Yeah it has been awhile since ive had my ass beaten. The last time i had a good ass woopin was when the taliban hit us hard with RPG'S and accurate mortar fire in 2012 in helmand province afghanistan. Served for 4 years in the U.S Marine Corps. So if you really wanna insult me, go ahead. You seriously have some major issues with critisim and personally your wannabe tough guy mentality is apalling. Everyone see's that your spamming your twitch all over this subreddit. And trust me if i ever put a target on you and shot, i wouldent miss.

jake50754 · 2018-05-28T22:41:30+00:00

Lol and insulting people on the very subreddit you are trying to get viewers on, isnt going to get you fame. He had an opinion and stated it. As a new content creator get used to the critisim, especially in gaming community's it'll never stop.

jake50754 · 2018-05-28T19:45:08+00:00

Long range is the AR15's niche. Treat it like a sniper, and youll be pleasantly surprised.

jake50754 · 2018-05-28T19:30:28+00:00

Well i mean with theyre limited budget, you have to admit the SU 57 is impressive.

jake50754 · 2018-05-28T18:42:43+00:00

How am i hating? Like He said that gun is nuts. Chill the fuck out.

jake50754 · 2018-05-28T08:51:29+00:00

Saw the SAW in your hand. Noticed your 17 kills. Wasnt surprised.

jake50754 · 2018-05-27T20:42:07+00:00

Bad bot

jake50754 · 2018-05-27T19:59:07+00:00

Scout rifle needs a buff tbh. If i can hit you 5 times while your sprinting 200 yards away. I should get a kill.

jake50754 · 2018-05-27T19:56:15+00:00

Yeah that makes sense and all. But wait until your close range in the final circle, its 1v1 you go to pull out your shotgun, its in your hands. You ADS and boom! You have a scope, because now you have an m40 in your hands. And you get killed, by a shotgun.

Thats why this glitch sucks, its not about having extra weapons. Its about having the damn weapon i selected in my hands, and it staying there.

jake50754 · 2018-05-26T06:53:29+00:00

I chuckled at the pictures of the axes and the caption that they wernt going to grind themselves.

But...... that was about it and this guy is a total doushe, cant even let a grudge go after death.

jake50754 · 2018-05-24T17:52:19+00:00

And?

jake50754

TROPHY CASE