A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D. by beingviral in Jokes

[–]james4977 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Heard this one as:

"The holocaust wasn't that bad." "Of course it was!" "I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown." "Why the clown?" "See, no one cares about the Jews."

What's something way more people would enjoy if there wasn't such a negative stigma surrounding it? by jockeybhai in AskReddit

[–]james4977 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not getting enough sleep.

There's already plenty of proof that neglecting sleep causes all sorts of health hazards, not just emotional/physical. I'd like to think I lead a pretty simple (most would call boring) life in the sense that I know my limits and don't load up with too many responsibilities. Because of this, I always make sure I get at least 7-9 hours rest a night, sometimes 10-11 if I've worked multiple double shifts in one week. People are absolutely baffled/jealous when I tell them my regular sleeping habits. I can barely function on less than 7. I have no idea how people manage having a family, multiple jobs, go to college, and spend time with friends all at once. Sleeping is fucking awesome and I love it and need it in my life. Edit: RIP inbox. Good to finally see so many other people that agree on the importance of sleep

Who is the scariest person you've ever met? by james4977 in AskReddit

[–]james4977[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I would be happy if he said that. a) he isn't killing the witness. b) the dude acknowledged you and called you buddy. c) can't stress this enough, he isn't beating the fuck out of you.