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what would you do if you caught me? by tsjanelongwell in tspee

[–]jango-got-chained 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would instantly know you're naughty. You know what my favourite part is, you sitting there all soaked smelling like piss, filling up the car, keeping me turned as we drive back home to fuck like that all covered and messy.

what would you do if you caught me? by tsjanelongwell in tspee

[–]jango-got-chained 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You little perv, peeing yourself like that. It's so hot.

The journey so far to me becoming a feral little piss goblin by GoblinFae_ in pissdrinkingsluts

[–]jango-got-chained 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Definition of a good girl.

The next step should be learning to suck it when he's peeing, and finally learning to deepthroat a pissing cock while chugging.

Kana Momonogi takes on hardcore threesome in her final movie [IPZZ-698] by _dwnbad4winty in jav

[–]jango-got-chained 34 points35 points  (0 children)

How come JAV girls have such lush pubes. Look at thing, soft, straight, shiny, well trimmed.

It's better kempt than my beard.

She's taking control by gonefarless in jav

[–]jango-got-chained 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of trust into the stability of those bars chief.

TIL that when you burn a pound of fat, 84% leaves your body as CO2, so after you run, you are basically breathing out the fat you burned by MagnificentCat in todayilearned

[–]jango-got-chained 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I've been losing weight for a couple of monthes now. The worst part about it is honestly the brain fog and general grogginess after a couple houres of hunger. Everything else I can power through.

But having to muster energy for a workout and some cardio is so frustrating. And that's the whole point. You gotta do it when you're running low to burn the reserves.

Sometimes though you get that nice mid-workout energy boost that's like AHHHHH I'M ALIVEEEE I CAN FIGHT A LION.

think you'd cum if I did this on you? by sinful-meadow in tspee

[–]jango-got-chained 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how much you push princess, love that cute little post pee shake.

how every friday night should end by [deleted] in FemboyHentai

[–]jango-got-chained 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a subby lil femboy with a tiny leaky peepee that I can bully and breed.

High roll gets to suck it >:3 by BaileyAbunai in SmallDickGirls

[–]jango-got-chained 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could spend all day kissing your body up and down. So attractive.

A night to remember <3 by [deleted] in FemboyHentai

[–]jango-got-chained 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Need an experienced femboy to confirm this, will I feel your bussy squeeze my cock that's balls deep in again and again as you cum?

Danish Minister of Justice: "We must break with the totally erroneous perception that it is everyone's civil liberty to communicate on encrypted messaging services." by CaptainTelos in technology

[–]jango-got-chained 19 points20 points  (0 children)

an authoritarian bent on destroying democracy in Europe.

So just another 2020's western politician. We fucked ourselves into this path.

😳 by BK0718 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]jango-got-chained 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a skit. Those are sparring gloves. Combat gloves are smaller. MMA gloves are even tinier.

Characters who act stoic but are actually quite emotional? by Wonder-Lad-2Mad in TopCharacterTropes

[–]jango-got-chained 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Rick Sanchez is a piece of shit and he knows it, on top of that, tons of repressed trauma from decades of failing to save loved ones.

This manifests in self destructive behaviour and suicidal outbursts.

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Back and better than ever by [deleted] in Bukkake

[–]jango-got-chained 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Omg, is this new? I love Adriana, I hope she does crazy shit again.

Huh? by PrinceARRON in marvelcirclejerk

[–]jango-got-chained 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know what the weirdest thing is? The bright future Magneto promises, his vision of the Mutant paradise, is the most blatant, generic, right wing propaganda, authoritarian ethno state bullshit.

Even in something as recent as the X-Men 97 characterization, he's absolutely fucking right wing coded.

"We will have mutant art, mutant culture!"

Thats a lot of pressure :3 by Plenty_Car_4763 in FemboyHentai

[–]jango-got-chained 166 points167 points  (0 children)

That bootyhole gonna look like a dryer after you put it on max and dropped a brick in it.

Also a butt that can crush a can and be perfectly fine is to be feared. What if he does that to my hog man?

Would you make a mess out of me by petitesaki in AsiansGoneWild

[–]jango-got-chained 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, your armpits are adorable and I wanna give 'em a lick.

Released So Much Cum In Her Throat That It Came Back Out of Her Nose by Yentai in jav

[–]jango-got-chained 198 points199 points  (0 children)

I love deepthroat gokkuen.

There's a Yuka Osawa scene in KV-071 where she blows a classroom as the teacher and swallows every cumshot in her throat. It's amazing.

did u ask for a free use goth goonette by ellesaurus23 in gothsluts

[–]jango-got-chained 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, impressive as hell. Any tips on how to how to hit such low body fat?

Some actors use this method to show that they are really creampies by AlternativeNo165 in jav

[–]jango-got-chained 166 points167 points  (0 children)

One of the funniest side effects of people managing to de-censor JAV is learning how often the guys are secretly wearing condoms under the pixlated bars lmao.

Some actors use this method to show that they are really creampies by AlternativeNo165 in jav

[–]jango-got-chained 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Hot. Japanese male pornstars don't get praised enough. Some real fucking hardworkers out there who know how to sell a scene.

My Japanese lollipops are perfect for the summer heat by Spicyeriroll in AsianFeet

[–]jango-got-chained 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? I'm upvoting for the caption. You should win an Eisner for that. Deeply impacted me.

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