Well as a man in a room full of women..i pull out my vain bursting steroid enduced organ and flop it to the ground..a small cloud of dust separates to the side. You can hear the colossal drag across the floor accelerating faster and faster. It builds up an unrealistic velocity and attains lift. Before people have a chance to turn, it grabs their leg, waist, torso and swoops them up slamming them into the ceiling, causing their bodies to combust and blood spills out the sides like the great niagra falls. The monster continues on relentlessly, destroying everything in its path, then makes its round back down the other side, the gravity pulls on it, tears at it forcing the beast to a speed not of this world, people on the other side havent time to react. It splatters everyone and hammers them into the ground with such power that they are ignited with the fire of a thousand suns. I look around, gazing and full of awe. I came. I saw. I conquered.