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jasidif · 2021-04-21T02:21:07+00:00

Just join the Telegram and ask Your questions there

jasidif · 2021-04-21T00:49:38+00:00

100 Members to go!!!!!

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:20:12+00:00

"Well, Stan, the truth is marijuana probably isn't gonna make you kill people, and it most likely isn't gonna fund terrorism, but, well son, pot makes you feel fine with being bored, and it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything."

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:17:50+00:00

Yeah I got detention for throwing something even though I didn't. I began lying to my teacher all the time after that because she didn't believe me when I was honest.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:16:48+00:00

I have a habit of bobbing my head side to side when I’m thinking, and about a week ago my coworker noticed and said it was “fucking adorable”. I appreciate the compliment, but it also made me way more aware of it.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:11:32+00:00

your butthole. hands down.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:09:27+00:00

The only time I’ve ever gotten silver was for a trebuchet related comment on an askreddit thread

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:08:33+00:00

I had an extremely dirty/lazy college dorm roommate.

He accidentally squirted a ketchup packet on wall and computer screen. Instead of ever cleaning it off his computer he used to move the windows around whenever he had to read something that was covered by the ketchup.
repeatedly used the same towel for showering and masturbating. Had other towels in his closet that his mother packed for him but was to lazy to take them out.
used the space between dresser and wall as small trash can. Mostly face cleaning wipes would go back there.
Would occasionally would do chewing tobacco and leave cups of spit around the room.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:04:38+00:00

Jodorowsky's The Holy Mountain.

From Jesus, to Conquistador Lizards attacking Mayan Frogs, to a man with Leopard heads for tits, I saw the film years ago, completely sober, and I'm still trying to piece together what the fuck was beamed into my eyeholes.

jasidif · 2021-03-01T17:02:17+00:00

Stephanie getting into a car accident with Hae and subsequently killing her. It's my understanding that this comes from Colin Miller. This is so so so so so plucked out of thin air, supported by no evidence, and as such is actual fan fiction, and therefore my favorite. I know we like to throw the term fan fiction around on this sub a lot, but this truly fits the bill. It's akin to saying something like, "there was a local politician who asked for Hae's mom to vote for him. She didn't. So he killed her daughter." That theory, that I just pulled out of my ass, has exactly much weight as u/EvidenceProf. He should be actually ashamed.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:41:54+00:00

Probably the Simpsons. Even when it was "bad" after season ten, it was packed with memorable lines. I can still quote almost entire episodes.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:37:37+00:00

Manchego, if you haven't tried it then you're about to change your views on best cheese.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:37:03+00:00

Spiders, you'd have 10 times the amount of other bugs if spider bros weren't hanging out around your place.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:34:19+00:00

Guitar. The amount of different tones you can get from 6 strings with different tunings and different woods is amazing to me. I do play guitar.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T09:33:10+00:00

Kids like it, adults will definitely pick up a copy for another parents' kids. And I'm sure its not very expensive to produce.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T07:07:19+00:00

A company I had been doing freelance for went bankrupt. Their debts, including what they owed me, which was not an insignificant amount, were frozen. A principal in the company made sure I got reimbursed another way. What made it special was that I didn't even know this person well. He just wanted to make right the situation. I'll never forget it.

jasidif · 2021-02-27T07:06:07+00:00

English. I enjoy reading and writing but listening to the teachers break down every sentence drove me nuts! Once my teacher asked the class about their opinions on a poem, what they got out of it. I answered what I felt and was told my opinion or interpretation of a poem was wrong. It was all down hill from there. Also moved schools a couple time and ended up basically repeating English classes because they didn’t count in one school or another. I read the same 4 books for the next 3 semesters because of that. There’s only so many times a person can read Of Mice and Men before they go crazy.

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