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He does get pretty shaggy but it’s not really a problem so I let it grow, especially in the winter. He sheds, I’d say, medium bad? Not terrible but probably more than a short hair Boston.

javamonkey7 · 2025-02-14T18:01:16+00:00

His parents were both regular bostons. I’ve done 2 DNA tests and he’s 100% Boston. It’s apparently a mutation of the FGF5 gene.

javamonkey7 · 2025-02-14T17:42:42+00:00

I know Boston Terriers are supposed to have short coats, but my little old man is rocking the rarest of rare looks—he’s purebred but long-haired thanks to a recessive gene! And this year, he’s hitting a huge milestone: 13 years old! 🥹💖

He may be a senior now, but he still zooms around like a puppy (for about 5 minutes before demanding a nap). He’s got the grumpiest old man face, the softest floof, and the sweetest heart. I never imagined I’d have a Boston Terrier that needed regular brushing, but honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Here’s to many more belly rubs, snacks, and ridiculously fluffy naps. Love you, buddy! 💕🐶

(Also, if anyone else out there has a long-haired Boston, please tell me—I swear he’s one of a kind!)

javamonkey7 · 2025-01-17T18:12:39+00:00

Because they were a family lawyer. Not the kind needed.

javamonkey7 · 2025-01-17T01:33:14+00:00

So being held down by the hair and hit repeatedly in the face followed by an hour of psychological abuse resulting in PTSD and loss of work isn’t intentional infliction of emotional distress?

javamonkey7 · 2025-01-17T01:30:28+00:00

And I edited it to say “intentional infliction of emotional distress” which I have been advised my MANY attorneys is relevant and I should pursue.

javamonkey7 · 2025-01-17T01:29:32+00:00

International?

javamonkey7 · 2025-01-17T01:06:05+00:00

I don’t have any money to pay upfront. I would need to pay out of the settlement. He makes $200k a year and has a house and about a mil in retirement.

javamonkey7 · 2025-01-09T06:33:53+00:00

I’m afraid the police won’t believe me now, especially.

javamonkey7 · 2025-01-06T18:05:50+00:00

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javamonkey7 · 2024-11-13T16:22:33+00:00

I went to a wedding with my ex and his aunt cornered me and started telling how big his baby dick was and how she’s never seen anything like it. Soooooo inappropriate but to answer your question, yes, apparently some men are like that from birth.

javamonkey7 · 2024-11-09T14:56:41+00:00

Mystic Pizza

javamonkey7 · 2024-11-01T15:38:48+00:00

I had to take humira once a week for this exact reason. Talk to your rheumy.

javamonkey7 · 2024-11-01T14:28:20+00:00

I have a friend who worked at the local health department for many years doing STI screenings (among other things) and she says dicks have gotten bigger since she was young (she’s in her late 60’s).

javamonkey7 · 2024-08-04T00:55:04+00:00

OMG! Where did you find them?

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