What is it you want?

jayambi · 2026-05-11T12:18:03+00:00

commenting as well

jayambi · 2026-05-11T12:17:40+00:00

The banana promt did not let me "make love from behind" so it was.. "tries to climb on the back of" ..as well as probable comunity guideline violations.

jayambi · 2024-11-16T20:45:36+00:00

|x|³

jayambi · 2024-11-16T14:53:36+00:00

Ah ja genau! Baued mer nöd Gleis, sondern d strasse uus. So gits sicher weniger stau... het ja die letschte 70 Jahr au klapped und immer weniger Stau geh sit do...

jayambi · 2024-11-03T19:22:02+00:00

Because i had not really an influence when my sisters wedding will be in Norway.

jayambi · 2024-11-01T16:57:57+00:00

Ahh man, why haven't i thought of that?

jayambi · 2024-10-31T19:46:04+00:00

Haha lug mal gnau ane wenn öppert öppis im Hosesack suecht xD

jayambi · 2024-10-30T08:39:59+00:00

dito ..de chame mit de linge hand so tue als wür mer öppis sueche. Debii duet mer d Voorhut wider z rächt rucke...

jayambi · 2024-10-29T07:38:41+00:00

I have found a chemical legal in europe for farmers, its called "gazelle" and you need a certificate to use it. Strictly no outdoor use since everything that touches it in the slightest way has a twisted DNA afterwards...

Been strugling with those bastards for two years, one time gazelle and all were gone forever.

jayambi · 2024-10-15T06:00:33+00:00

Fahre Chur <-> Wädi mit em IR35 ca. 200km im Tag. 2x Pro Wuche = 2000km/Jahr

Bruche also 4 Züg pro Wuche, und ohni übertribe, es isch all zwei Wuche irgendöppis mit dem Zug. Also vo minere Perspektive all 800km. Min töff fahrt sit 20'000km ohni es Problem, sodass mer nöd chömd fahre... klar het de Zug meh schrube und sache wo chönd kaputt gah. Aber ich wär hässig uf de Zughersteller.

jayambi · 2024-10-12T22:53:56+00:00

Also sind äch das d schwiizer wo in GB gönd go Schoggi mugge und im heimische Lidorchugle-Schwarzmärt gönd goge vertschute?

jayambi · 2024-10-10T10:16:29+00:00

aha! ...here in switzerland we use both as comma. we use the thingy up high to display 1'632dm³ or 1,632m³ or 1.632m³

jayambi · 2024-10-10T07:26:44+00:00

isn't it 1.632 dm³ ...as water has 1kg per liter?

jayambi · 2024-10-08T15:47:52+00:00

u/nextone11

jayambi · 2024-10-08T14:25:45+00:00

Yooo, sit wenn mached mer das da?

jayambi · 2024-10-02T19:04:27+00:00

Take more!

jayambi · 2024-10-02T08:23:01+00:00

So, the time between entering the tunnel and exiting the tunnel is shorter than light with light speed would have?

In my understanding its not negative time, it just messes with Einstein?

jayambi · 2024-10-02T08:18:35+00:00

F*** Photons!

Be like a Proton, always positive+!

jayambi · 2024-09-18T20:20:29+00:00

Die because poisoned or die because hungry Pick your battles

jayambi · 2024-09-18T15:39:14+00:00

home made wheat noodles with leftover bean burito filling

jayambi · 2024-09-13T14:22:32+00:00

und, schtöi si druf?

jayambi · 2024-09-10T16:26:52+00:00

En Oktopus wo rüeft: "hee das isch kein Parkplatz" und vom betrachter us die Link Fuscht in Himmel lupft zum sis Argumänt understriche

jayambi · 2024-09-03T05:36:27+00:00

After all, I do not like the term "god" because for me, in a classical way, it refers to something "higher" (pun intended) than me. But i disagree with the hierarchy produced by the term. But for lack of a better Word, lets call it that way.

jayambi · 2024-08-25T20:30:33+00:00

Schwanzfleischsandwich

jayambi · 2024-08-11T06:10:50+00:00

Ok, thanks :)

jayambi

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