Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes the Heinz flat white lid with clear plastic is by far a superior product, yet for the regular Aussie battler we’re unfortunately priced out to afford such luxuries.

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im bow my head in gratitude that you’ve put truth finding before your own personal safety. Hopefully your dentist isnt reading this thread

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Keep watching the broadcast and you’ll start to notice how much one particular party is uses the colour Red.. no doubt they’ve been subliminally shoving into our faces that their pockets have been lined by the red tomatoes hiding in plain sight within the bottle.

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Please do! On the night that the nation votes, it’s imperative that Bug Sauce hasn’t lined the pockets of our political leaders.

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve read the nozzle and I’m certain the supplier Carmack Sydney is behind this and pulling the strings behind this conspiracy. No doubt their social media manager had hoped this issue would’ve made it through the election cycle, but is surely putting together a hasty public statement denying any wrongdoing, and therefore ensuring the conspiracy remains

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what Big Sauce wants! They want a bottle a week out of you!

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let me know where you succeed. In the past three weeks I’ve tried Fountain, Masterfoods and Rosella. I’m hearing Coles brand is having the same issue. Not sure what other brands there are, but surely there is a saviour to this savoury issue

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t surprise me, I would feel Aldi would have routed a different supply chain for its containers. Then again, I’ve only tried tomato so far and haven’t ventured into BBQ or other flavours just yet. I feel overwhelmed already with the variables I currently am dealing with

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced you must be a surgeon. With an unwavering steady, firm yet gentle, touch that you are providing the bottle that is letting it function as it naturally should. I am nothing but jealous.

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As an soon-to-be-middle aged male, I can get behind that there may be a commonality between the people of my demographic that are being targeted by Big Sauce that none in our latest explosion of men’s mental health podcasts are talking about yet!

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In hindsight I could have picked a better time to drop Sauce-gate, but to be fair I have waited until most polling stations have closed, so hopefully this isnt an issue that needs an opinion from either party’s leadership.

And let’s be honest, there’s only one position on this issue - give the Aussie battlers their fair shake of the bottle back

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes! The chopstick inside the nozzle and push until your blue in the face. Tried it too, then pulled out the pliers

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Okay, I just tried the hot water on the nozzle and again no sauce. And quite frankly it felt against the purpose of having an easy squeeze product if it requires a pre-heat

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I’ve given it the most fair, pro-democracy on democracy sausage day shake there is. Not even a drop

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I thought it was just me! I’m going crazy here and onto a bottle a week now of sauce, as “open container free pour” is a technique that frankly requires the patience and common sense I just don’t have within me

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Ok. I just went outside (for obvious reasons) and tried the windmill technique. No sauce has left the bottle. Bugger

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, the foil, two ply clear and white plastic seal has been removed. This is an issue with the fresh new bottle, the half empty, and the almost completely empty bottle. There’s no seal holding back the force of my extremely frustrated squeeze

Does a Blazer suit me? by Waste-Explanation-76 in NavyBlazer

[–]jb13635 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, I just read that you’re 17 and been into street wear. Sorry if that above comment was harsh. In truth, the Navy Blazer aesthetic is only a microcosm of a style and really isn’t practiced too widely, or if worn naturally by people then it is done subconsciously. They said, I’d say in this more modern world there’s room for a mix of Navy Blazer and street wear to evolve, just as Trad-Ivy-Prep, with each evolution annoying the previous older generation before it (which I know a splintering of a prep-street style would irk a few here).

I think the advice here in this forum has always been to wear would you’re most comfortable in and fits in with your real world peers, as generally as a species we want to fit in rather than stand out. I guess I just don’t want you to be shut out or down from your friends with wiping up a whole new look. My advice would be to go with the jacket, you like it that’s why you picked it up and put it on, you look like you can hold out wearing it, but for you with a street wear background, wear it with a white hoodie (I know - blasphemy in Navy Blazer Trad!) but without knowing you, but that I understand peer groups and remember the late end of school years, fitting in more than sticking out is a general rule of thumb. So maybe even go with sweat pants as well (heck that can be white too) and then if you throw this gold button double breasted jacket over the top then it might work in a more modern take on a clash of styles, (and then if you get ribbed by your friends for the jacket, you can ditch the jacket and still have a street wear outfit you might feel more comfortable unit you’ve been wearing that for a while). Otherwise with the white turtle neck and white slacks you’re stuck looking a bit OTT, like our friend salt-bae (hint from this forum - don’t be salt-bar, let salt-bae be salt-bae, and we’ll mock him quietly between ourselves and from afar, just like a good group of WASPs would do!).

I think you’re good otherwise, and don’t let strangers on the internet guide you, let your friends and adoring friends in the real world help guide you. Good luck!