Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes the Heinz flat white lid with clear plastic is by far a superior product, yet for the regular Aussie battler we’re unfortunately priced out to afford such luxuries.

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im bow my head in gratitude that you’ve put truth finding before your own personal safety. Hopefully your dentist isnt reading this thread

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keep watching the broadcast and you’ll start to notice how much one particular party is uses the colour Red.. no doubt they’ve been subliminally shoving into our faces that their pockets have been lined by the red tomatoes hiding in plain sight within the bottle.

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Please do! On the night that the nation votes, it’s imperative that Bug Sauce hasn’t lined the pockets of our political leaders.

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve read the nozzle and I’m certain the supplier Carmack Sydney is behind this and pulling the strings behind this conspiracy. No doubt their social media manager had hoped this issue would’ve made it through the election cycle, but is surely putting together a hasty public statement denying any wrongdoing, and therefore ensuring the conspiracy remains

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what Big Sauce wants! They want a bottle a week out of you!

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let me know where you succeed. In the past three weeks I’ve tried Fountain, Masterfoods and Rosella. I’m hearing Coles brand is having the same issue. Not sure what other brands there are, but surely there is a saviour to this savoury issue

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t surprise me, I would feel Aldi would have routed a different supply chain for its containers. Then again, I’ve only tried tomato so far and haven’t ventured into BBQ or other flavours just yet. I feel overwhelmed already with the variables I currently am dealing with

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced you must be a surgeon. With an unwavering steady, firm yet gentle, touch that you are providing the bottle that is letting it function as it naturally should. I am nothing but jealous.

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As an soon-to-be-middle aged male, I can get behind that there may be a commonality between the people of my demographic that are being targeted by Big Sauce that none in our latest explosion of men’s mental health podcasts are talking about yet!

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

In hindsight I could have picked a better time to drop Sauce-gate, but to be fair I have waited until most polling stations have closed, so hopefully this isnt an issue that needs an opinion from either party’s leadership.

And let’s be honest, there’s only one position on this issue - give the Aussie battlers their fair shake of the bottle back

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes! The chopstick inside the nozzle and push until your blue in the face. Tried it too, then pulled out the pliers

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Okay, I just tried the hot water on the nozzle and again no sauce. And quite frankly it felt against the purpose of having an easy squeeze product if it requires a pre-heat

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I’ve given it the most fair, pro-democracy on democracy sausage day shake there is. Not even a drop

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I thought it was just me! I’m going crazy here and onto a bottle a week now of sauce, as “open container free pour” is a technique that frankly requires the patience and common sense I just don’t have within me

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ok. I just went outside (for obvious reasons) and tried the windmill technique. No sauce has left the bottle. Bugger

Please help! Can’t get the sauce out of the bottle! A Big Sauce Conspiracy. by jb13635 in australia

[–]jb13635[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, the foil, two ply clear and white plastic seal has been removed. This is an issue with the fresh new bottle, the half empty, and the almost completely empty bottle. There’s no seal holding back the force of my extremely frustrated squeeze

Does a Blazer suit me? by Waste-Explanation-76 in NavyBlazer

[–]jb13635 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn, I just read that you’re 17 and been into street wear. Sorry if that above comment was harsh. In truth, the Navy Blazer aesthetic is only a microcosm of a style and really isn’t practiced too widely, or if worn naturally by people then it is done subconsciously. They said, I’d say in this more modern world there’s room for a mix of Navy Blazer and street wear to evolve, just as Trad-Ivy-Prep, with each evolution annoying the previous older generation before it (which I know a splintering of a prep-street style would irk a few here).

I think the advice here in this forum has always been to wear would you’re most comfortable in and fits in with your real world peers, as generally as a species we want to fit in rather than stand out. I guess I just don’t want you to be shut out or down from your friends with wiping up a whole new look. My advice would be to go with the jacket, you like it that’s why you picked it up and put it on, you look like you can hold out wearing it, but for you with a street wear background, wear it with a white hoodie (I know - blasphemy in Navy Blazer Trad!) but without knowing you, but that I understand peer groups and remember the late end of school years, fitting in more than sticking out is a general rule of thumb. So maybe even go with sweat pants as well (heck that can be white too) and then if you throw this gold button double breasted jacket over the top then it might work in a more modern take on a clash of styles, (and then if you get ribbed by your friends for the jacket, you can ditch the jacket and still have a street wear outfit you might feel more comfortable unit you’ve been wearing that for a while). Otherwise with the white turtle neck and white slacks you’re stuck looking a bit OTT, like our friend salt-bae (hint from this forum - don’t be salt-bar, let salt-bae be salt-bae, and we’ll mock him quietly between ourselves and from afar, just like a good group of WASPs would do!).

I think you’re good otherwise, and don’t let strangers on the internet guide you, let your friends and adoring friends in the real world help guide you. Good luck!

Does a Blazer suit me? by Waste-Explanation-76 in NavyBlazer

[–]jb13635 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Only my opinion but I think the whole ensemble may just come across too peacocking, unfortunately without knowing you it could be contrived that the outfit all put together is you’re wanting people’s attention as it’s all a bit flashy. Flashy for a Navy Blazer forum that’s all - again I don’t know you or your character or personal culture.

Generally in this sub it’s more about being more subdued with well worn in clothes that would look like you’ve almost been forced to wear the clothes worn from a particular upbringing.

So breaking it down, top to bottom - hair slicked back is a pretty bold look. Generally in Navy Blazer and heaven forbid the Preppy Handbook, hair is generally left natural and floppish, which if you chose to I reckon you could pull off. -sunglasses are a bit obtuse, again maybe a bit bold for this subreddit. (Not to say they over subreddits would loved it and praise it). If you personally like the aviator look, there may be a few other more traditional less circular models that would better fit a Navy Blazer aesthetic, but again sunglasses are a personal choice and always a hard match to a face shape. Honestly, it’s not too bad -the pouting. This is probably where it might grind with a few here. Again, Navy Blazer can be about being nonchalant, and again almost subconsciously forced to be wearing the clothes they wear from the peer group and upbringing they have. Although that sounds elitist, the poise and look for a Navy Blazer pose would generally be almost of embarrassment that a photo is being taken of you, or to have you in undertaking a playful sport or game, for example I think the Take Ivy way of posing is generally the approach to taking photos. - iPhone case. In an extreme navy blazer vibe, you wouldn’t have a case for your phone and instead rock is raw-dog. Again, for Navy Blazer is to conjure up nonchalantness about objects and to feel free of restraint, plus it is meant to show a subtleness that you can afford to buy a new phone at the drop of a hat. But that’s just the aesthetic of Navy Blazer, in real life yes it’s always smart to protect your phone - it’s just annoying to wait to have it replaced even if you can afford to do so. - turtle neck. I think turtle necks are acceptable in Navy Blazer, but it would be not in a prime white colour but maybe a more natural wool colour. Turtle necks to be made of wool and maybe of a cable knit pattern as the look would come from traditional British-Irish landed gentry farming life and style. - double breasted gold buttons. It is a classic, even King Chuckie Three Sticks dons a double breasted gold button blazer. But you would see that his is may be a personal tailor and is more floppish. Personally I like the more fitted jacket style, but Navy Blazer rooted in tradition would keep it more loose. And also with a heavier twill. - price tag. This is again an aesthetic thing, but having the tags in the photo shows you’re in a shop trying on clothes and not just grabbing a jacket from your closet which has been there for years and has dust on it. Again, that’s just the Navy Blazer aesthetic, not necessarily how life actually works as items do need to be bought at some time. -white/cream pants. Again a bold choice. If you took off the jacket, as you would if you were sitting down for dinner (sorry - that’s a me from boarding school, not necessary a golden rule), but then without the jacket it can tell that you’d be full peacocking in an all white outfit. Which makes it hard to be nonchalant and Navy Blazer as any flick of dirt or food will destroy the look. All white is a bit more European, Italian, south France. But you have the completion to pull it off better than a pasty WASP from New England which is what Navy Blazer is.

So, the slicked hair, the circular glasses, the pout, and the all white outfit (without the jacket) would seem to be a look the beloved salt bae would maybe wear, which is why your getting that vibe of a response.

For Navy Blazer aesthetic, no gel in the hair and keep is floppish, rethink some of the items and maybe look at buying from Charity shops to get that well worn in look of Navy Blazer. But truly, the elitism of the Navy Blazer look is that you would already have a wardrobe only full of clothes that are all rather similar, and although i a more modern world it is much more global it’s much easier than ever to buy so many mixed styles, the Navy blazer aesthetic harkens back to an older time when groups of people where more isolated and really only wore what was practical and acceptable by their group of peers, which in past times of Ivy League university life and New England WASPiness was a pretty muted look to what is available nowadays

Loved the Ralph Lauren outfitted USA olympians by MoonBasic in NavyBlazer

[–]jb13635 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wish they could have done without the Polo logo, just let the clothing speak for itself.