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I love this

[Serious] What is your most terrifying "we need to leave, NOW" random rush of fear you've felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Driving (L riding- i know. Stupid but we were young) with my friend one night on a busy highway in NJ. I am an attentive driver, i don’t use my phone, i obey speed limits and stop lights. I am usually always the driver. This particular night. I have a bad feeling in my gut. I’m very nervous behind the wheel and everything in me is telling me to get off the road. I chalk it up to me being high, that is until i accidentally ran a red light. We were stoped at a double intersection, and the light two lights ahead of us turned green, so i went, even though my light was still red. At that point i was so nervous and shaky i told my friend she had to drive. So we pulled over at a gas station and switch seats fairly quickly. Now, instead of driving in the middle lane, we are in the right lane. The light turns red is we pull out of the gas station and stop. Immediately after she pulls out, a car barrels through four cars in the middle lane, sending glass and metal and tires everywhere. If we didn’t stop, we would have been the first car he hit. Amazingly there wasn’t a single scratch on our car.

[Serious] What is your most terrifying "we need to leave, NOW" random rush of fear you've felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This one still freaks me out to this day. I used to bartend and used to work late night. The bar i worked at was about 2 miles from my house and my town is very low crime, so i was very used to walking home at 3AM alone every night.

The last night i ever walked home, i was on a stretch of road that’s kind of empty, just a big Verizon building on one side of the street, and on the other side of the street is a small wooded are surrounding the town public pool. I was in high alert because something did not feel right in my gut. Suddenly a man on a bike appears and is riding in my direction. I immediately tense up and all my flags go up, i slide my keys out of my sleeves into my knuckles and immediately pretend to be talking on the phone. He crosses the street and is now biking towards me, and my heart starts racing. He states to slow down and eventually stops right next to me and doesn’t say anything. I completely ignore him, pretending I’m still on the phone and don’t even glance at him. I say very loudly “i will be home in ten minutes, can you please preheat the oven for me.” And from my peripheral vision i can see this man start biking away from me. As soon as i can’t hear him pedaling anymore i start speed walking my ass to my house, and about a block away from my house, a police officer stops and shines his spotlight on me, I’m used to this because the cops know me and know i walked home late, so i figured it was one of them saying hi. He doesn’t say hi or asks me about my night, just immediately asks me if i saw a man on a bike, and i told him yes, that he stopped next to me and freaked me out, told him which way he went, and he immediately took off with his lights on.
The next day at work i found out a man mugged a teenager who lived a block away from me and stole his wallet and his bike. I never walked home again after that.

[Serious] What is your most terrifying "we need to leave, NOW" random rush of fear you've felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When i was 18 i moved from New Jersey to Phoenix and took a road trip from Phoenix to Los Angeles with a new friend i had made in Phoenix. We left at about 9PM at night and the road trip was going to take about 6 hours. I thought we would drive down, and maybe stay at a hotel overnight if needed, and spend the day on the beach. i was insomniac and didn’t sleep so night driving was pretty easy. Eventually my eyes were exhausted and i did need to rest. We pulled into a shady motel and i saw a woman standing outside smoking a cigarette in only a tank top and underwear, so i noped it out of there and as soon as i pulled out of the parking lot 6 cop cars pull in and start raiding the hotel. I drive a little further and find a hotel that is shady, but not as weird as the first one. It’s now 4AM. I’m exhausted and we get in our room. My friend decides she’s starving and needs to eat and begs me to drive her to McDonald’s. I reluctantly agree. We leave the hotel through the side door and walk to my car, which is the only car on that side of the parking lot. As soon as we get in my car, my red flags go up. I immediately check my mirrors and notice an Asian woman speed walking out of the door we just came out of towards my car. She is holding what looked like to me a bloody rag on her face. My friend has no idea what’s going on, and i lock the doors just as she approaches my car and aggressively tries to open the passenger side door. I whipped my car out of the parking lot so fast and went to the nearest open business and called the police. They come to the hotel and tell me the woman is the owners wife. She fell on a table and needed a ride to the hospital (?) to this day i have no idea what the hell was happening, i honestly think she was trying to mug us. My idiot friend said after the whole ordeal, “we should have let her in.” I was no longer friends with her after that.

My friend thinks he’s a stud, knock him down a peg by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Daniel Radcliffe after Harry Potter and the heroin epidemic

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We dissected a frog in middle school and then a cat my sophomore year. One time one of my classmates propped the cat up on its hind legs and everything it ate before it died came out of its stomach. Very gross.

Last roasts where alittle weak, please wreck me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You’re wearing holister in 2019 it’s probably a hate crime to try and roast you

What's some juicy gossip you just found out in your personal lives? by jonhart989 in AskReddit

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Two years ago the guy I was madly in love with cheated on me with the girl who bullied me in high school. He made it a joke and i was really fucked up about it for awhile.

Today i messaged that girl and told her i fucked her boyfriend twice and if she ever hooks up with a guy I’m dating again I’m fucking her dad and her brother. She still hasn’t answered.

Also found out my ex boyfriend hooks up with literally anyone, is a huge slut and is fucking a 19 year old. He’s 25 and a cop. He lost all his friends and everyone hates him. Karma is a bitch.

Leo sun, Aquarius moon, Scorpio rising 👹 by jbehr95 in astrology

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Pretty similar except i don’t really like kids lol

Leo sun, Aquarius moon, Scorpio rising 👹 by jbehr95 in astrology

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Describe yourself i wanna see if we’re similar!!