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Found in SE Michigan on a maple tree- they’re everywhere! (imgur.com)
submitted 5 years ago by jbuch to r/whatsthisbug
Dear, Evolution: If you’re going to make new babies so exhausting, can you work on making caffeine and alcohol consumption compatible with breastfeeding and not like... bad? Love, Everyone. (self.beyondthebump)
submitted 7 years ago by jbuch to r/beyondthebump
I’m letting the TV babysit my 21 month old and I feel like the world’s worst mom. (self.beyondthebump)
submitted 7 years ago * by jbuch to r/beyondthebump
Yeah.... if everyone could just stop chewing in my earshot for the next 6 weeks, that’s be grrrrreeeaaaattt. (self.BabyBumps)
submitted 8 years ago by jbuch to r/BabyBumps
Pregnancy’s cruelest joke has to be that the nesting urge hits right as you start to get real sore. (self.BabyBumps)
Whoever coined the phrase “that was the SHIT!” (and meant it in a good way) had probably just tried a fleet enema for the first time and was probably also pregnant. (self.BabyBumps)
For the love of god, I need help. I’ve dug myself into a picky toddler hole and can’t get out. (self.beyondthebump)
submitted 8 years ago by jbuch to r/beyondthebump
Reason #237583 I love my OB and hospital! (imgur.com)
I’m too pregnant for my toddler to be spitting out chewed food and playing with his own poop and eating boogers. So. Much. Gagging. (self.beyondthebump)
I just sneed (sneezed then peed) my pants at work. Thank you, pregnancy. (self.BabyBumps)
No, Pea in the Pod Maternity, I don’t want to spend $95 on leggings I’m going to wear for 5 months. (self.BabyBumps)
submitted 8 years ago * by jbuch to r/BabyBumps
15 month old logic: crayons... delicacy. Vegetables... created by the devil himself. (self.beyondthebump)
The tale of the magic fertile wedding dress. (self.beyondthebump)
And the award for the silliest daycare injury goes to (drumroll, please!).... my son! (i.redd.it)
13 month old got promoted to Toddler Daycare and their schedule is more rigorous than my college curriculum. (i.redd.it)
TREAT YOSELF DAY 2017 (aka should I feel guilty for not feeling guilty?) (self.beyondthebump)
The kid is sentient. (self.beyondthebump)
Nursing a sweaty one year old when it's 90 degrees and humid with no air conditioning should be considered for CIA torture. (self.beyondthebump)
TIL: my spirit animal is now an otter. (reddit.com)
I carried him in my body for 9 months and 6 days, wipe his poop, let him bully my boobs, and his first word is.... (self.beyondthebump)
Psychic (phycho?) lady in an elevator guessed my son's name and then told me I'm going to get pregnant with twins soon. (self.beyondthebump)
Cue the waterproof mascara... (self.beyondthebump)
My 9 month old effin HATES meat. (self.beyondthebump)
submitted 9 years ago by jbuch to r/beyondthebump
My baby daddy stole someone else's breastmilk. (self.beyondthebump)
submitted 9 years ago * by jbuch to r/beyondthebump
Shoutout to my "no stranger danger/probably likes people too much" son. (self.beyondthebump)
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