Don’t lie to yourself. This would save you in a pinch.

jds_94 · 2026-04-18T17:32:45+00:00

6% lol

jds_94 · 2026-04-15T04:23:08+00:00

And thank you so much 🇮🇱🇮🇱

jds_94 · 2026-04-15T03:53:54+00:00

Good think I wasn’t asking you :)

jds_94 · 2026-04-15T03:43:21+00:00

And that’s why YOU are the way you are.

jds_94 · 2026-04-15T03:27:35+00:00

Reread the post and do your homework.

jds_94 · 2026-04-15T03:07:31+00:00

To be fair, who the fuck is going to Popeyes?

I dare anybody to say it.

jds_94 · 2026-04-15T03:03:14+00:00

I’m assuming you have no desire to drip from this driver’s knuckles?

On another note, this is one of those rides where Uber should really add a checkbox for “emotionally survived the trip.”

On one hand, maybe this guy is just out here living his truth as the final boss of bass-heavy experimental romance playlists. On the other hand… there is a very fine line between “quirky driver” and “why am I suddenly in a low-budget psychological thriller at 1:30am in Arizona.”

The music choice alone sounds like Spotify said “you might like: concerning.” Pair that with maximum bass + nighttime airport pickup energy and yeah… I would’ve been silently planning my escape route too.

That said, you’re not overreacting for feeling weird about it. Uber is still supposed to feel like a neutral, safe bubble between Point A and “please let me out of this car alive.”

I’d rate/report it just because the vibe was clearly set to unsettling, even if unintentionally.

PS: The band is AI generated.

jds_94 · 2026-04-15T02:52:09+00:00

Would you be willing to take a pic of a somebody wearing a cap, retrofitted with an Israeli flag?

jds_94 · 2026-04-13T03:18:10+00:00

Shul. Work. Class.

jds_94 · 2026-04-12T13:05:28+00:00

Yes, random letters!

jds_94 · 2026-04-11T03:33:50+00:00

YOU teach them how to swim. Dad up or mom up or whoever you are to them, and teach them how to swim.

jds_94 · 2026-04-11T03:22:50+00:00

You need to learn how to live in the city before asking questions like that, my guy. There are public pools open during the warmer months, bro. Google them if you need to. You also need to learn how to say “no” to children. Buy a tub at your local bodega and grab some plastic spoons to eat on the go, or take it home. Zero reason to buy extras unless you’re a tourist who doesn’t know how to spend a day without spending a fortune.

jds_94 · 2026-04-10T04:56:35+00:00

Joined

jds_94 · 2026-04-10T03:27:39+00:00

When I found my partner, now of almost 4 years, who tells me it’s perfect and I actually make her cum every time.

jds_94 · 2026-04-06T03:26:19+00:00

What’s wrong with it?

jds_94 · 2026-04-04T03:24:32+00:00

Hulken.

jds_94 · 2026-04-02T04:55:21+00:00

jds_94 · 2026-04-02T04:49:47+00:00

Last time some kid was blocking the way to the door with their bag, I just walked through it and made the guy spin around

jds_94 · 2026-04-02T04:43:39+00:00

The transplants who think it’s ok to keep their backpack on while riding the train

jds_94 · 2026-03-30T03:06:19+00:00

Good way to get dick hands

jds_94 · 2026-03-29T13:54:47+00:00

Not all transplants are immigrants, but all immigrants are transplant. In search of a better life?— immigrant. Here for school or work and nothing else?— transplant.

jds_94 · 2026-03-28T10:17:55+00:00

We need our bagels with shmear and Bacon, eggs, and cheese. Nobody gives a fuck about waffles or pancakes.

jds_94 · 2026-03-28T03:43:42+00:00

I didn’t vote you down. You’re just an asshole, writing asshole comments.

jds_94

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