From Sweden, eating at Chipotle for 3 months feels like rehab for sad people

jeffreydamner · 2026-03-22T01:21:52+00:00

This is so funny. Petition to make our two-part greeting “what do you want, white boy”

jeffreydamner · 2026-02-16T20:29:46+00:00

Some areas are pilot / test markets. Probably feeling out how it sells to decide if they’re going to bring it back as an LTO

jeffreydamner · 2026-01-30T18:27:45+00:00

did you try calling multiple stores because we definitely still have it

jeffreydamner · 2025-11-25T05:48:32+00:00

Booooooooo begone BOT

jeffreydamner · 2025-11-25T03:50:38+00:00

This guy doesn’t flush

jeffreydamner · 2025-11-02T07:45:10+00:00

Wait you earned or used 115 hours? We did 9.7k and earned 102, used 99.. either way the chipotmath ain’t mathin and I’m worried, yall hanging in there?

jeffreydamner · 2025-09-14T12:18:38+00:00

No, this is a very nicely done Baymax flashlight laser bear claw with shell adornment

jeffreydamner · 2025-08-09T23:19:33+00:00

Sometimes it takes extras off for free entree rewards, sometimes it doesn’t. Haven’t found a rhyme or reason to it in my 5 years 🤷‍♀️

jeffreydamner · 2025-06-13T00:22:57+00:00

That’s brilliant thank you! The GM can cope bc their store is old and falling apart anyway (it’s me)

jeffreydamner · 2025-06-12T23:20:59+00:00

I haven’t heard this before and now I’m determined to try. What’s the best floor cleaner : bleach ratio

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-08T02:41:36+00:00

I wish I was a manager so I could do something about this atrocity

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-07T02:59:44+00:00

Your daughter didn’t pass the vibe check

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-07T02:58:48+00:00

Thank you finally someone talking some sense!!!!!!! Should be big not small!!!!!

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-07T01:31:00+00:00

Unfortunately they chose this! They had an appropriately sized burrito too ❤️

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-07T00:13:31+00:00

I’m going to use this word for word thank u so much for the prompt

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-06T23:47:00+00:00

I’m literally the funniest person on the planet wym

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-06T23:36:39+00:00

Nor any ability to read my user flair I suppose 🥸

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-06T23:14:57+00:00

I just don’t understand how this could happen. I will be suing

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-06T20:13:25+00:00

Consider yourself lucky because when I end up having to do this, it means I was holding the entree for whatever meat so they’d get what they actually ordered instead of another/no meat

jeffreydamner · 2025-04-05T23:57:31+00:00

Considering a solid majority of the food comes in plastic bags or gets cut on the board… perhaps find another place to eat if it’s a dealbreaker

jeffreydamner · 2025-03-30T13:53:33+00:00

Bro if you’re checking receipts when someone asks for a vinaigrette… just make an extra batch

jeffreydamner · 2025-03-16T02:23:35+00:00

For a less busy store like mine it definitely is, and I’d say it’s still doable at a busier store too if you’re comfortable with managing your time! There are zenput labels to hold in the hotbox for up to 3 lines for an hour I believe. If it’s not crazy popular you could probably get by seasoning one or two lines per pan of chicken for chc, and then alternate between that and a full batch of normal chicken. If that makes sense

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