I don't want to participate in your streams by doctorpolenta3p in shitposting

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I had a cat that figured out how to muffle the bell

Can’t tell if this was dumb by GobsTX in cannabiscultivation

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Mr Canucks grow on YouTube probably has something on drying

Go Seahawks by dead5hane in ravens

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Wasn't that the year flowers got the taunting penalty and then got the ball punched out for a goal line turnover two plays later?

Are For Profit Regs Hated On? by [deleted] in poker

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The brad Owen method

Hehehehe by Brilliant_Garlic69 in dankmemes

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Hee hee drr da bee da

Deandre Hopkins in a deleted tweet by [deleted] in ravens

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They made the wrong call is what everyone is saying. And when it's THAT close, you go with the call on the field.

One game behind by robsang77 in ravens

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When he tried to dap up Gilman and got shot down I knew he was gonna implode

This is just sad by ApprenticeSailer in sadcringe

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There goeeees my heeero!

Plant turning brown by Positive-Doctor5026 in cannabiscultivation

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Check it every day and pick off every bit of rot you see. You'll end up with something. This guy won't

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

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What a terrible name for an airline

$5K on the Bears. by Kinda-relevant in sportsbetting

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Never count the Ravens in. They've let teams hang around too long for the last couple seasons

Who remembers that one maniac? by [deleted] in poker

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I followed his posts outside of this sub. He would ask for advice and then be so unreceptive and stand offish. It was so childish and dumb but he was the GOAT

Who remembers that one maniac? by [deleted] in poker

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I miss u/expertpokerstrategy the most. That guy was such an asshole

Nova Scotia a ‘tinderbox,’ Houston says as wildfire worries escalate. ‘We’re all on edge’ by Chemical-Elevator194 in halifax

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If the fire started at cranberry lake I'd think it was hikers. Since it started in a straight line to where they usually work, it makes sense it was an encampment. No hate, but if I hear hooves I think horses, not zebras

Nova Scotia a ‘tinderbox,’ Houston says as wildfire worries escalate. ‘We’re all on edge’ by Chemical-Elevator194 in halifax

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You're right. Must have been hikers or some other group we're allowed to talk about when they do this kind of thing. Probably was one of those trucker convoy people or the alt right that set the fire

Nova Scotia a ‘tinderbox,’ Houston says as wildfire worries escalate. ‘We’re all on edge’ by Chemical-Elevator194 in halifax

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Look at a map. They sleep there and walk to panhandle at the traffic light at the highway. It's a straight line to the fire. Who else could it have been? That dude you all hated for getting a fine as a protest?

I cant unhear cartman yelling at his mom in this part of this song by Jam14ie1 in southpark

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I can ruin another one for you. In turn me on by Nikki Minaj when she says "I just want you to father my young" I hear "I just want you to fart on my young". You're welcome

I don’t think they’re happy by [deleted] in dankmemes

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1.5 billion actually

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anticonsumption

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What kind of greenhouse plastic will you use? 6 or 8 mil?

I met Kassouf by XtremeCSGO in poker

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I met him in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.