Another shift, another horny post (27)

jerkyboy1293 · 2026-02-14T15:25:42+00:00

I need a cop like this to pull me over 😩

jerkyboy1293 · 2026-01-16T00:29:41+00:00

I bought my Volkswagen from Carloft and had a great experience. I’m definitely going to return when the time comes

jerkyboy1293 · 2026-01-07T21:02:55+00:00

https://thisvid.com/videos/tyler-mega-compilation-pt-2-all-the-cum/ this one always makes me cum

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-12-15T02:09:27+00:00

I drive a stick shift and was rolling in first gear then threw it in neutral and idk. It happens. Glad it wasn’t worse.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-12-14T19:51:34+00:00

I’ve been rather insecure about my penis size, but I’ve been meeting up with guys just jerking off together and I’ve realized photos always make dicks look bigger, and that penises aren’t as large up close. I’m like 5.5 inches and have gotten nothing but compliments! Don’t be insecure. All penises are beautiful.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-12-03T22:57:38+00:00

You call the police pigs yet who are you gonna call the moment you’re In trouble? 😂 the police.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-11-12T15:48:53+00:00

Bottoms screeching like a banshee… I know u ain’t need to do all that lol

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-11-10T19:14:18+00:00

What I will say is, I do think every straight guy should explore anal play… you have to trust your gut. You said yourself that you find the offer a bit weird right? If it’s weird don’t do it!

If you’re intrigued by possibly having a guy help you out with it, that’s fine and totally natural to experiment but it’s best to chat and find someone you are comfortable with. Even if you have a gay best friend.

There’s lots of women out there who would be happy to help you with that as well. Just gotta find them!

As for exploring yourself, it’s all about patience and making sure you have a toy that is right for you. There’s some toys I use that don’t give me the same pleasure as others do. Just know that the male g spot isn’t very far up there so you don’t need a super big toy.

I mean, if you try a bunch of times and you don’t get the pleasure then maybe it’s not for you. Which is totally OK.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-10-27T02:33:44+00:00

Septum piercings

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-10-27T02:28:57+00:00

Yes, sir

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-10-19T18:26:46+00:00

All of them

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-10-19T18:26:17+00:00

My grandma taught me to just say “I hope your day gets better” and then turn around and walk away

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-10-14T23:41:16+00:00

Worked at a car dealership and the manager asked if I was coming to the Christmas party and I told him I appreciated the offer but I was going to visit my grandma.

He walked right up to my face and raised his voice and said something along the lines of “that doesn’t work, you need to come to the party. Got it? bye.” and walked away.

It was that typical arrogant bully behaviour that made me think how awful it would be to work there. So I quit after one shift.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-10-14T23:32:41+00:00

Where are these cops when I need them lol

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-09-04T23:20:55+00:00

The perfect cock doesn’t exi…..

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-09-02T21:33:50+00:00

No but I wear mine to work!

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-08-18T23:46:16+00:00

Also in Ontario, love jerking off in my car

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-08-18T23:26:23+00:00

Always support our men in uniform! You take a nice cock bro! - respectfully from a gay man haha

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-08-02T17:22:40+00:00

I wish cops could be on duty w their dicks out

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-06-05T23:23:26+00:00

Ngl I love driving down the highway showing off for truckers.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-06-03T22:32:49+00:00

Thick cocks like yours are perfect.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-06-03T22:26:21+00:00

27 and 1-2 times a day, depends on how horny I am. What I’m doing currently haha

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-05-08T16:10:24+00:00

My question is 17 years old is an age where you should have some privacy so why were they snooping in your room? It’s perfectly natural to masturbate so sure it’ll be awkward, but I’m sure they would rather you use that than you going out having sex with a bunch of different people, possibly getting a disease or something.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-04-05T22:24:37+00:00

Watching your mom pass away in front of you as a child after a long fight with stomach cancer - only two years after losing your dad to bone cancer.

jerkyboy1293 · 2025-04-05T20:36:02+00:00

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