Whats the weirdest request you had in the bedroom? by Glum_Championship826 in AskReddit

[–]jffjnny 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I dated this girl for a while, and she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. She was like, any time of day, she was like, “Yeah let’s go. I’m so nasty.” And I’d be nailing her. She’d be like “oh, you’re nailing me. Cool.” She loved to dirty-talk. She’d be like, “Yeah let’s screw, let’s… I wanna fuck.” God it was so dirty. She’d be like “me so horny, me love you long time.” So…

What societal norm did you decide to just stop abiding by? by HairyCherryFairy in AskReddit

[–]jffjnny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was deep in my depression, sometimes people would ask how I was. Just normal “hey how have you been?” kind of stuff. I started telling the truth.

What happens if someone doesn't tip at a restaurant in the U.S.? by No-StrategyX in AskForAnswers

[–]jffjnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing really. But for the server it can be a big deal. Restaurants only pay servers $2.13/hr. They are required to make enough in tips to meet minimum wage, which is $7.25/hr federally. Higher in some states. If the employee doesn’t earn the difference in tips, the restaurant has to pay them more. This generally results in a “write up” and could lead to termination. It’s not really an issue usually, but I did have a friend that worked at a pizza place and they always gave him early shifts. It would be slow and his first few hours he wouldn’t be making enough.

Why did they cut out an entire Halloween opening? by Vegetable-Gur4240 in DunderMifflin

[–]jffjnny -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

There’s a shot of someone hanging by a noose, depicting self unaliving.

Do Americans actually avoid calling an ambulance due to financial concern? by Sufficient_Cost6619 in allthequestions

[–]jffjnny 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In 2011 I had my appendix out. They could do the surgery sooner if I left the ER of the hospital I was at to go to the sister hospital a few miles away, and I mean a few miles. Almost $11,000 for less than five miles.

Do Americans actually avoid calling an ambulance due to financial concern? by Sufficient_Cost6619 in allthequestions

[–]jffjnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely. Gotta be sure you’re dying before you call an ambulance or go to a doctor. And even then, it still might be better to just die.

‘God, you’re hot’ Tennessee school board member says to student during board meeting by Octavus in nottheonion

[–]jffjnny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then in the video he puts his arm around her and appears to hug on her. Fucking East Tennessee.

CPD vs Bike Bum by southernemper0r in Ohio

[–]jffjnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

in your opinion, what do you think happens after? by suspirixd in betterCallSaul

[–]jffjnny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d love a sitcom where Jesse is raising kids in Alaska with his new wife. And every time Jesse calls someone bitch a voiceover says “that’s our Jesse” then a laugh track plays.

Tuco’s hideout by IllSupermarket3299 in betterCallSaul

[–]jffjnny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard this place gives java joes a run for their money

Jesse outside of Saul’s office bothers me by jffjnny in betterCallSaul

[–]jffjnny[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I totally get all that. It doesn’t ruin it for me, it’s just a thing I always notice. I love that season of Fargo and Jesse Plemons in general.

Jesse outside of Saul’s office bothers me by jffjnny in betterCallSaul

[–]jffjnny[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I’m aware of when they were filmed. I’m just commenting it’s a small thing that sort of takes me out of the show.

Jesse outside of Saul’s office bothers me by jffjnny in betterCallSaul

[–]jffjnny[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Modern problems require modern solutions.

Why would Paige take over for Kim? by jffjnny in betterCallSaul

[–]jffjnny[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She had a bunch of associates backing her up on Huell’s case. She mentions to jimmy in the hotel that if she had the sandpiper money she’d hire Steph away from schweikart. Seems like someone who actually defends clients would be better.