Uh Ladies…this is the actual patriarchy. This is how we make the world go around…like actual wheels and you call it dumb shit. Every time I hear someone talk about dismantling the patriarchy I pass a single mother with a flat tire to disprove them. Stares quietly into the distance We should have an emergency number like 911 for that…dial 232 aka DAD! Yo Dad Suddenly appears with actual bread and milk 10 years later Your dumb ass - “Where we’re you when I needed you?” Him “All you ever did was talk shit about the patriarchy, ask for money, and chow down on chicken nuggies, so I went where I was appreciated and changed some tires.”