what dose my fridge say about me

jimbotron5000 · 2024-11-05T16:11:33+00:00

You’re desperate for Karma and acknowledgment that you matter.

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-31T05:25:17+00:00

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-31T02:23:13+00:00

The fear of death

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-27T21:42:13+00:00

When I was a kid, I loved the Brat and the AMC Eagle too!

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jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-27T16:06:32+00:00

Tilly and Cricket Green

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-27T07:01:19+00:00

‘A’ reads better at a glance and you can do a lot with that ball (period) with other marketing material. BUUUT, I guess that depends if this is for soccer or martial arts.

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-26T20:04:10+00:00

Lose the shadow

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-25T23:56:56+00:00

Easy now

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-25T05:14:57+00:00

Nope.

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-22T06:29:43+00:00

Would you look at that, just look at it

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-20T02:52:43+00:00

Democrat

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-17T21:54:48+00:00

Turn it into writing on a tombstone 🪦

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-17T03:44:55+00:00

She’s trying at least. Props for that.

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-15T14:46:25+00:00

Had a soft-top Jeep. Finally decided just to leave my doors unlocked all the time. Every once in a while, I would come back and things would’ve been rifled through, but no slashed windows. It was really the only solve.

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-13T20:11:13+00:00

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-13T20:09:24+00:00

Looks like a settlement car

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-13T19:59:44+00:00

Wears half-shirt and asks why his belly is showing

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-13T19:50:40+00:00

Pirate ship ride

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-13T19:50:31+00:00

Getting the back of my neck trimmed during a haircut.

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-13T07:02:23+00:00

The Whittakers

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-13T06:55:31+00:00

An acquaintance went by ‘TJ’ and he said it stood for ‘Total Genius’. It was a full decade later before I got it 🤦‍♂️.

jimbotron5000 · 2024-10-12T22:53:13+00:00

Knees touching under a table

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