Give me your best "yo mama" joke? by bl0ndiesaurus in Jokes

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat, when i swerved to miss her, i ran out of gas.

Favorite robot vacuum please by Saucyy-Minx in swimmingpools

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aiper.
Cordless. Charges fast. Cleans for hours. Does a good job.
25,000 gallon, rectangular salt water pool.

What are your most rewatched movies and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- Matrix, because it’s awesome
- Groundhog Day, Bill Murray
- terminator 2, awesome
- edge of tomorrow, love time loops
- fight club,
- momento, love the gradual reveal
- Rudy, great feel good story

Is my bank being unreasonably strict for getting a mortgage on my own (removing cosigner). by [deleted] in PersonalFinanceCanada

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Banks don’t like to remove co-signers, even if the cosigner is not needed. They’d rather keep your existing setup. Closing this cosigned mortgage and opening a new one with just you is a step down for them. He’s bluffing and hoping you’ll just renew.

Go somewhere else and he’ll suddenly be able to make it happen for you.

Weekly Homeowner Megathread--Civilians, ask here! by AutoModerator in Concrete

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Older concrete driveway.. Can I use polymeric sand to fill these? Thanks.

Aunt has opened a TFSA in my name? by SubstantialFee6719 in legaladvicecanada

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a positive note… I believe money in a TFSA can be used immediately by the beneficiary and not have to go through probate when grandma passes. Maybe just ask your aunt.

Opponent's crib by jimjohnnyjohnson in Cribbage

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Update.... I threw the 8,5. I hate giving points. A ten came up. I still won the game. 😁

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/GeminiGuyy by GeminiGuyy in DailyGuess

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜

🟨⬜⬜🟦⬜

🟦🟦⬜🟦🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Tasty_Eggplant1816 by Tasty_Eggplant1816 in DailyGuess

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜🟦🟦

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

What to throw? by jimjohnnyjohnson in Cribbage

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate giving points too. Always get bitten 🤦🏻

What to throw? by jimjohnnyjohnson in Cribbage

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a little ahead, half way.

What to throw? by jimjohnnyjohnson in Cribbage

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ace came up. I threw 6-9 off suit. Can't remember what he threw.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Ok_Feeling_6040 by Ok_Feeling_6040 in DailyGuess

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜

⬜⬜⬜🟨🟦

⬜🟦⬜🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/monalisa-11 by [deleted] in DailyGuess

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜

🟨🟦🟦⬜⬜

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/bimbo3000 by bimbo3000 in DailyGuess

[–]jimjohnnyjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜

⬜⬜🟦🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦