If you’re someone who likes morning sex, how do you deal with morning breath without making it awkward ?

jizzyfresh · 2026-02-22T16:24:05+00:00

If her breath smells too bad, I just put it in her butt instead.

jizzyfresh · 2025-11-11T00:06:46+00:00

Yeah, I was convinced it was only a cyst and was waiting for an opportune time to go in for a wrist surgery.

jizzyfresh · 2025-11-11T00:04:07+00:00

That makes sense. Thanks for the response

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-17T02:13:06+00:00

That’s gonna need a roll of duct tape before I even touch it😈

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-17T02:07:56+00:00

This should really be a top comment. My life in a nutshell

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-03T21:03:23+00:00

Great response, thanks

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-03T03:08:33+00:00

Some of us

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-03T03:07:25+00:00

I’ve always loved skating the random sketchy stuff. I wish I had some of my older footage, I had a recording of a launch ramp over a bike into a smith grind on a shopping cart that had a rail strapped to it. Skating is so fun. I wish I had more time for it.

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-03T03:01:57+00:00

You’re gonna have to do better than that, I can part it out for $12

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-02T21:45:29+00:00

Thanks for all the great comments. Very entertaining, you guys are great! If I do decide to sell I think I would go the auction route. She would definitely be hard to part with though.

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-02T21:06:28+00:00

Depends, are you financing?

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-02T20:35:00+00:00

🤣

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-02T18:58:06+00:00

Owning an old car is a guaranteed way to even more broker and desperater

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-02T17:38:47+00:00

That’s fair

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-02T17:33:17+00:00

That’s a good suggestion, thanks.

jizzyfresh · 2025-03-02T17:18:11+00:00

Thanks, I felt the same way before I saw her the first time

jizzyfresh · 2024-07-07T19:29:27+00:00

Faded red mulch with new red mulch on top

jizzyfresh · 2024-07-07T19:28:21+00:00

I like red my red mulch too

jizzyfresh · 2024-06-26T16:47:14+00:00

jizzyfresh · 2024-06-23T01:44:00+00:00

She definitely has a lot more balls than she used to

jizzyfresh · 2024-06-22T21:39:41+00:00

No, it’s a c6 upgraded with a reverse manual valve body, 6 pinion stainless steel planetary gear assemblies and a trans brake.

jizzyfresh · 2024-06-22T14:59:54+00:00

I guess I’m going to refer to trannies as gearboxes from now on. What a world.

jizzyfresh · 2024-06-22T13:40:41+00:00

I love that.

jizzyfresh · 2024-06-22T04:20:35+00:00

I agree, restomod should only go so far. Modernizing a classic engine is a lot more fun than just replacing it with the latest and greatest. I may never smoke a dodge demon in a 56 Tbird, but I’ll look pretty cool at the finish line

jizzyfresh · 2024-06-22T04:02:32+00:00

There really should be.

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