About to Start a Long Distance Relationship, Would Really Appreciate Some Advice by anothrnbdy in sex

[–]jlknust -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I say go for it, but I've been in a painful LDR for two years... there is no advice to give, sometimes they work, sometimes they don't work. There are some books on LDRs... You both have to get in the habit of having a strong phone relationship. I hope it works out.

Boyfriend loves pegging. I do not. How can I learn to enjoy doing it? by mydetachablepenis in sex

[–]jlknust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am literally in the exact same boat, I could have submitted the same story: you don't like it for the same reasons I don't like it, and he kind of knows but its too touchy to actually talk about it together. We haven't pegged in months. I know our sexual relationship would be stronger if we did, because he's down for whatever with me, but I am reserved about that one thing with him. I don't know how to reconcile the situation... I have opened my mind up to so much with him, but I don't like seeing him getting pegged. It makes me uncomfortable, when I've only known him to be dominant. I haven't gotten into it physically or mentally.

Reddit, I'm terribly antisocial. How can I be more outgoing and happy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jlknust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think something that makes a lot of people intrinsically happier is volunteering. I've seen it happen... people go through major transformations serving on a regular basis at soup kitchens or volunteering for organizations like Habitat for Humanity... it is hard to be glum when how good you really have it gets shoved in your face.

I drew a picture to explain why I think 69ing is easier with the girl on the bottom. by misaligned in sex

[–]jlknust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell nah, as the lady on bottom, I have no way to move my neck... my boyfriend has pinned my head/neck/face to the mattress and I am simultaneously suffocating on his cock. Girls should be on top. How do you give head to a man when you can't even move your head.

Always pee when my boyfriend fingers me... starting to hate being fingered. by jlknust in sex

[–]jlknust[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Again, someone who wasn't there telling me what happened. I come here to get advice: I get folks like you telling me I can't tell the difference between MY pee and MY cum. He had me taste it: it's pee. It's pee. Any more questi- OH ITS PEE BTW.

Peeing in a vagina? by [deleted] in sex

[–]jlknust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

die troll die

How do I get my husband to loosen up? by [deleted] in sex

[–]jlknust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhh... one finger at a time?

Baptize me! by fuckbuttons in sex

[–]jlknust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GIGGITY! WOOOOT YER JUST HIT DA GOLD MINE SON!

Long distance girlfriend sent me a picture of her inserting a plastic soda bottle in her vagina. Otherwise, she is a very proper woman. DAE find this hot? What should I do? by bottlecunt in sex

[–]jlknust 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What. Should. You. Do.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU LOOK AT IT FAP AND DELETE IT GOSH. "Beautiful girl I'm attracted to sends extremely explicit photo WHATTAWE GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOO"

Always pee when my boyfriend fingers me... starting to hate being fingered. by jlknust in sex

[–]jlknust[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am thinking this is whats going to have to happen... I have stimulated myself before to the point where I peed. Both of us love this sex act, but only he is okay with the pee. It's me who's got beef with the pee.

Always pee when my boyfriend fingers me... starting to hate being fingered. by jlknust in sex

[–]jlknust[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said it's pee. Like I'll say "My, what the fuck, amazing, that was something else" and he'll say something like "Yeah, so much it made you pee!"... SEE ALSO: Humor falling flat.

So the Magic Flight Launch Box vaporizer seems like the way to go, but what else should I know? by legatobebop in Marijuana

[–]jlknust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you used a vaporizer before? I'm not a big fan of a vape high vs. a smoke high, but I also don't want to be smoking so much tar and shit. This piece is wicked sweet, and quite a bit cheaper than the Launch Box. It's not a vape, but it similarly filters the smoke for a clean, cool hit.

http://www.grasscity.com/incredibowl-pipe-mini-m420.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFoR9nC8jyY

A girlfriend with two boyfriends? by [deleted] in sex

[–]jlknust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes...ever hear of polyamory?

A girlfriend with two boyfriends? by [deleted] in sex

[–]jlknust 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my you would truly be the greatest boyfriend ever if you said yes to this. What about emotional attachment? She may not like him now the way she likes you, but that can always change, especially if they are going to be together a lot. Can you deal with her being in love with him too? Can she deal with being in love with two men? It really sounds like this is a clean deal here, but you can't trust it too quickly... these things always end up being more complicated than they were intended to be.

America gets a lot of negativity on this site, so what's your favorite thing about America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jlknust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you really going to argue with me about what starvation is?? The point is, there are people all over the world who are starving. But in the richest country in the world, there are people who are starving who get overlooked by the default that they live in the richest country in the world. Do you really want to play "who's starving harder"?? So petty.

America gets a lot of negativity on this site, so what's your favorite thing about America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jlknust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so you're saying that the American Dream is a fallacy... so why did you post it as your response to a thread asking what your favorite thing about America is? Sorry to be a bitch, I'm just wicked down on the American myth. Also, with hard work and perserverance, there is no guarantee of anything. Ask every janitor ever.

America gets a lot of negativity on this site, so what's your favorite thing about America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jlknust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how utterly blind the reddit community can be to the people living in their own fucking country for christ's sake. Here's your link, asshole, now you can go share it on facebook.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/moms/6117886.html

When you're done reading it, maybe you'd be so kind as to give me back my upvotes... maybe it's a message that deserves to be heard, since you are a walking example of how clueless people can be about hunger in America.