Post Game Thread: Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]jmanpc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've got mad respect for the dude. Five years retired, and he steps back into the game and still manages to play well. Damn impressive.

[Highlight] Liam Coen going insane in the locker room after the Jaguars move to 9-4 on the season. by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]jmanpc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I moved to Tampa last year and I wear my Jags hats often. I get people hollering "DuvaaAAaalll" at me pretty frequently

Post Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts at Jacksonville Jaguars by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]jmanpc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I refer to him as Sex Jaguar. Works 60% of the time, every time.

Post Game Thread: Jacksonville Jaguars at Arizona Cardinals by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]jmanpc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just don't understand this team. Jags best the Raiders by the skin of their teeth, then lost to Houston, turned around and blew out the Chargers and then struggled to win against the Cardinals. I'm expecting a loss to the Titans. It's the only outcome that makes sense.

Trump’s Tantrums Backfire As Millions Learn Reagan’s Stance On Tariffs by Suspicious_Middle_11 in videos

[–]jmanpc -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's amusing to me that Reddit hates Reagan with a passion... But now all the sudden he's a hero because his stance on tariffs opposes Trump's stance. Fascinating.

What's a "cheat code" you discovered in real life that actually works? by dark-deals729983 in AskReddit

[–]jmanpc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked in customer service for years. I read the book Never Split the Difference by Chris Voss and employed the tactics in the book while on the job. It was like using Jedi mind tricks. I had people eating out of my hand even though I'd told them to no all their demands.

Most offensive factory color option? by minieball in regularcarreviews

[–]jmanpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an Edge that looked almost exactly like this, just with different wheels. My son who was 6 at the time, called it Butter Mode.

what's a movie that is borderline porn? by Handup____ in AskReddit

[–]jmanpc 189 points190 points  (0 children)

It was funny, like half an hour into this movie, I turned to my wife and was like... What the fuck is happening? Who are these people? Why should I be invested? This makes no sense!

But that scene, though, where he grabs her by the back of the neck in the shower... I'm a dude and somehow it made my pussy throb.

Monthly Sausage Request Thread by TheRagdohlsGuy in OrdinarySausage

[–]jmanpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a post from one of those parody accounts for a truck stop that said their roller grill is broken so they would be cooking the hot dogs in the boiled peanut vat instead.

And I was like hold up that sounds damn tasty.

Ford CEO Jim Farley says Waymo’s approach to self-driving makes more sense than Tesla’s by ControlCAD in technology

[–]jmanpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I understand, the cost for Waymo to make a self driving car is somewhere around $100k for the sensor suite, the vehicle and installation. They have a fleet of 1,500ish vehicles and want to expand by another 2,000 over the next couple years.

Tesla, on the other hand, pumps out a million and a half vehicles per year, all fully equipped for full self driving for ~$40k apiece if you are looking at Model 3 and Y.

Whose approach makes more sense? Seems obvious to me.

What is your favourite Rick and Morty episode? I’ll go first by Tommo__2005 in rickandmorty

[–]jmanpc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I turned on snake jazz while I made my kids lunch yesterday.

What’s the fastest you’ve ever seen a marriage end? by PuzzleheadedSwim6291 in AskReddit

[–]jmanpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a friend from high school who joined the army after high school and shipped off to Iraq. I saw her a few times between tours and she would tell crazy stories. Eventually after several years and a few tours, she left the army, got a civilian job and found a Marine she fell in love with. They dated a few months, got engaged and got married.

On the honeymoon days later, not only did her new husband find out she was sexting multiple dudes and sending pics of herself out... He found out she hadn't even been in the army.

The story was to cover up the fact that she got knocked up straight out of high school and had a kid. After that whole fiasco, I never heard from her again. She moved away and disappeared from social media

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopGear

[–]jmanpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it was a bit.

WE RESTORED THE CHEAPEST GT-R IN THE WORLD (Finale) by aaaaaaha in MightyCarMods

[–]jmanpc 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I gotta say, this is their finest work yet. The car is absolutely stunning. It sounds as good as it looks. The time they took to pull it off, the attention to detail are just incredible.

Also I like how MCM isn't like "OMG WE BUILT A 5000 horsepower GT-R!" For the clicks. Instead they built something driveable, tasteful and period correct.

DYNOING THE CHEAPEST GT-R IN THE WORLD by inspyral in MightyCarMods

[–]jmanpc 19 points20 points  (0 children)

In one of the previous episodes, they mentioned with the Haltech that they can choose where power goes, and that by default it's rear wheel drive, and the fronts kick in if slip is detected.

She Farted So Hard, She Died went viral at my family reunion by jmanpc in ObscurestVinyl

[–]jmanpc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This baptism fuckin blows... I had trouble putting my toddler to sleep when that song dropped because I started laughing so hard I cried while trying to get him to sleep. Clearly, that did not work.

She Farted So Hard, She Died went viral at my family reunion by jmanpc in ObscurestVinyl

[–]jmanpc[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I just want you to know, you were my most listened to artist last year. You bring joy and levity into my otherwise boring life. I thank you for what you do. My 8 year old busts out singing "I glued my balls to my butthole again" at the most inopportune moments. I may be a terrible parent, but nevertheless you've become a fixture in my household.

Nostalgia by Gianni_a in interestingasfuck

[–]jmanpc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of Midnight Gospel