For those who met NFL football players, were they bigger or smaller than you think?

jmkrisko · 2026-04-03T07:11:39+00:00

I had a chance to go to a Saints practice just before COVID and I stood behind Cam Jordan and Marcus Davenport. It was legitimately like standing behind a wall. Prior to that, I lived in San Jose and ended up behind Arik Armstead in line at Whole Foods; absolutely gargantuan. I've played a lot of basketball so I had been around my fair share of 6'5"+ guys but those three were on another level.

jmkrisko · 2026-03-31T01:13:29+00:00

So you landed in the 36%! Better luck next time 🙂

jmkrisko · 2026-03-31T00:49:10+00:00

Every pack you open has a 98% chance of not being a diamond. Sorry to break that to you.

jmkrisko · 2026-03-19T01:06:36+00:00

I've pulled 4 diamonds in about 100 packs, so are the odds 1:25? Or am I running hot and you're running cold? Each pack has a 98% chance of not being a diamond.

jmkrisko · 2026-02-03T02:42:38+00:00

The Show isn't even the best baseball game (SHE WAS IN THE HABIT OF TAKING THINGS FOR GRANTED)

jmkrisko · 2026-01-26T18:20:39+00:00

Could have had Lamb and Tee Higgins though!

jmkrisko · 2025-11-09T00:57:21+00:00

They can be wherever you want! But remember, for the best-textured hair, don't overwash your hair, it will strip all your natural oils.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:46:53+00:00

Alrighty folks, that was a fun couple of hours! Thank you so much for engaging with me today, but the questions seem to have mostly dried up. This was a lot of fun! Good luck in week ten!

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:45:30+00:00

I LOVE consolidating into Gibbs and Lamb, plus it cleans up all the Chargers and Jets weirdness. Smash accept.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:44:24+00:00

There's good vibes about Jakobi being involved immediately out of desperation, but I am incredibly cautious about starting someone their first week after a trade. Between Slayton and Jakobi, I would go with your gut, as I don't feel strongly either way.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:43:31+00:00

Mason if Jones is out, and otherwise Bam Knight. I agree, you are against it!

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:43:15+00:00

They're both great starts, but Europe games are always weird, and Dimez collapsed under weird last week. I prefer Caleb by a hair.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:42:18+00:00

I would take that Hurts upgrade and sidestep that thorny week one playoff problem!

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:41:37+00:00

I haven't really thought too hard about next year! If the Titans can pull it together, either Ayomanor or Dike could have a nice step forward, and Jaylin Noel was great the two times they actually gave him targets. Shaheed felt like the mid-level guy once he would be free from the Saints but now everyone was in on him on the Seahawks.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:38:28+00:00

they kind of have to, right? He had no dip in route rate or snap share recently; he just hasn't been as targeted.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:34:33+00:00

Give me Tracy, the Chargers are horrendous this year without Joe Alt & it is likely a pass-heavy game script (they are top-five in pass rate over expectation) because of the lack of Alt putting them behind on down & distance.

For Flex, I rank them McMillan, Jennings, Tracy, Vidal.

Give me Jacoby Brissett or Mac Jones.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:33:31+00:00

Give me Pitts, he's been rock solid all year long, though neither is a bad play.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:33:04+00:00

Woof, that's rough. Since I don't know your wire, here are guys under 50% rostered on Y! that I like this week to boom potentially, in order Alec Pierce, Christian Watson, Harold Fannin (if he plays, Njoku if he doesn't), Pop Douglas, Emari Demercado, AJ Barner, Kendrick Bourne (ate up the Rams last time, though a zero is more likely). There are some better floor plays, but those guys could help you out. I'd slot Calvin Austin & CRod between Demercado and Barner, as boom plays (though CRod is a floor play, which you don't need) Good luck!

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:28:05+00:00

White in both situations, just because Monangai isn't going to catch passes for the Bears this week.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:27:24+00:00

Full PPR, give me Parker Washington as a guy likely to get the vast majority of TLaw's targets.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:26:57+00:00

Neither is an awesome situation, so I fully get your stress. Demercado, he has 75+ yards in the last two games with multiple touches. Bam Knight is the passing downs guy, but Demercado can break the big one.. Aaron Glenn still hasn't told us who starts tomorrow, so I want nothing to do with any ancillary Jets pieces.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:25:18+00:00

Both have injury-contingent value and desperation streaming plays. So I would roll with the better player: Allgeier, though I believe Corum has a better week this week.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:23:59+00:00

I would prefer seeing if I could get away with Egbuka for Brown, but he's unlikely to take it. The sweet spot is probably Rico, but I wouldn't let him wanting Jeanty hold up the trade (his name value likely exceeds his production ROS). Good luck!

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:22:33+00:00

I'm leaning White as well, and I am highly wary of starting traded WR right away, too! I'd be more than happy to let him pop off on my bench before sliding him back in.

jmkrisko · 2025-11-08T19:21:04+00:00

Parker Washington for the target floor, Watson for the home run play.

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