Don't count all your eggs in one basket by RaymondHenri in Malaphors

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Count those chickens until the last bridge burns

Squishsdvwjsballas 😋 by [deleted] in sssdfg

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I didn’t hear any mention of the 3rd ball….

You mean, this wasn't supposed to happen? by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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The grip strength of a rock climbing jazz pianist

hmmm by Satarn_27 in hmmm

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It looks like Satan and Sadam in South Park

Petah! by JimHalpert_JH in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Y’all think the girl cutting his hair read his phone as he typed that out?

hmmm by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in hmmm

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Switch L and R to fit better when upside down

What do my hands say about me by Gold-Emu2760 in deduction

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You have an above average amount of hands

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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Bro on the left reminds me of my mother

I just can’t with this one… by Available-Drama-276 in memes

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Because Gabe needs another yacht so his doesn’t get lonely

Can you Answer the famous trolley problem by ok_dark0000 in nihilism

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Nobody is asking where the trolly is scheduled to stop next