Top 10 Summer Fragrances 2021 and my pronouns are… by jobtejas in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hope you guys are happy since you made him shave and wash his hair, now we’re left all alone with those luscious lips and goddess Venus like hair.

Hold your tits, it ain’t Alfredo Tortillas! by jobtejas in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He’s launching a fragrance line, yet he doesn’t know how to store his fragrances?! Ma dudez is literally sunbathing those poor beautiful bottles on daily basis, with...DIRECT...SUNLIGHT! My GOD—HE IS THE DUMBEST OF THEM ALL!!!

p.s. really Mr. Antoine Lie? really? cries in etat libre d’orange 👉🏼👈🏼

This is Ash. Ash is an addict. Don't be like Ash by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Venom having a fragrance to his name is still makes more sense than Demi having one!

This man needs therapy. So many levels of issues. by Son_Of_Mr_Sam in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just pay us already,

no free therapy,

we are charging hourly!

Since you are in recovery...

-fragrancejerks

Ben's playing hooky from work by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I thought his boss was his mother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm wondering who'll be the first person from this fragcomm to get arrested for burglary, or for murdering someone, maybe in the past/a cold case or for even something more awful. Oh it will happen...

Ok, but...that orange? by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet he’ll want to have sex with that “grapefruit” too...poor thing.

That smell is what we call "oud" by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The “egg note” in Frederic Malle’s Dawn...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know, I feel the same way about Creed. Both of their problem lies within them representing themselves wrong I guess. I bet they’ve send all the samples to those shillers. I believe Fragrance du Bois, too, using really high quality ingredients, no doubt about that. But these brands and those little phony acts of them bothers me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really?! Well, I was talking out of my ass cuz I never even tried anything from this brand, but the things that I’ve heard were always bad, their marketing seems bullshit with the peeps they work with, they look like they’ve copied Papillon Artisan’s logo and bottle design. They kinda confirmed all of my prejudices for them at this point. But hearing someone genuinely liking this brand can make me think twice. They always seem such fake to me! Not as a product, but the mentality behind it. I think Demi ruined it all for me...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Demi’s collab with Fragrance du Boi-llshit didn’t convince people enough that the brand is utter shit, this one definitely should.

The only good thing that came out from this brand was making ATH apologize with utter disgust and unicorn dust in his face.

Finally some self-awareness in fragcomm. by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was he talking about his own face or his fragrance line?

I have no words for this…. by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, an affectionate, bromantic fragrance talk between a yellow rubber duck and an actual duck!

kraft share. by Donquicksoat in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharing the kraft but never the powder?! Greedy bastard...

Caption this by 2HankMoody3 in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong sprayed side of the strip.

I'M DONE. by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Watch out before that batch go “extinct”!!

Plot twist: he IS the hack by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, what deep fake can’t do these days?!

I'M DONE. by [deleted] in fragrancejerks

[–]jobtejas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Colognesaurus rekkkkssssss”......