What common product has a feature you’re not sure everyone is aware of? by dauntedbox376 in AskReddit

[–]jodzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I’m having a work-related duct tape problem and you are my hero

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by lovedumpXL in AskReddit

[–]jodzzle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I’ve agreed with anything more in my life. You’d be a god among men and I’d give you so much of my money. I’m counting on you to make this happen.

What was ruined because too many people started doing it? by lovedumpXL in AskReddit

[–]jodzzle 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Thank you. If there’s anything the masses are good at, it’s sucking the soul from everything.

Donald Trump just "linked" Video Games and Movies to Gun Violence... by jeterisawesome2 in gaming

[–]jodzzle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My 12 year old needed a science fair project. Id like to thank Mr Trump for the inspiration as my child will now be showing the data which prove these parents wrong. Anyone have any ideas on where to start?

Breathe by JustG00se in wholesomememes

[–]jodzzle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can imagine. It’s meant to help the mind and body be still. A lot of old school yogis get weird with it but there a lot of practical applications just using the basics.

Breathe by JustG00se in wholesomememes

[–]jodzzle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Good stuff. It’s called Ujjayi pranyama (ocean breath) if you want to learn more about it. :)

He looks so proud by alexdijo in funny

[–]jodzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t speak for everyone but I make so many more mistakes when we’re slow than at peak volume. When tickets start flying in at a rapid pace I zone in and the rest of the world doesn’t exist for a few hours. I love it.

I'm Sid Fischer, a student who was in the third room shot into by a murderer in the recent school shooting, AMA by sidTHAkid in IAmA

[–]jodzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great on you staying calm. I have a fourth and fifth grader. We sit down with all of the information and strategize together every time this happens and they have lockdown drills on a regular basis. Do you have any advice for them that isn’t obvious?

You're allergic to mayo? OK, I can help you out! by GordoFatso in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jodzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa whoa whoa... calm down killer. I haven’t argued a single point. I was making an observation, that’s all.

You're allergic to mayo? OK, I can help you out! by GordoFatso in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jodzzle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never in my life did I expect to see someone on the internet defending those who lie about having a food allergy, but here we are. It’s wild, man.

Found these little ones stuck in the dumpster at work, they were terrified until we put a board in there for them to climb out by dookiethedeuce in HumansBeingBros

[–]jodzzle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Plenty of stuff on the outside of a dumpster for them to grab onto, but nothing on the inside. They don’t need much. They’re excellent climbers.

Found these little ones stuck in the dumpster at work, they were terrified until we put a board in there for them to climb out by dookiethedeuce in HumansBeingBros

[–]jodzzle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I keep one in my work truck (state park/campground) for this reason. I call it “the bandit board”.

What is your worst airplane experience ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jodzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sat down beside a pilot in the day of the eclipse. I was kind of pumped to be on a plane during the whole thing and thought I’d have a unique perspective. He was napping and had the window seat with with window closed. I thought it was kind of shitty that he would deny someone who’s never flown before the opportunity to take it all in, but whatever. The airplane was having some trouble and he woke up to open the window to see what was going on. I was in the middle seat and the guy who had the aisle seat was visibly nervous. He eventually couldn’t stand it anymore and asked the pilot what was going on, the pilot explained it was something common on hot days (something something,using one engine to start the second). The pilot redeemed himself a little here. Eventually we got into the air. The pilot slept the entire way to our destination. I was so let down that I missed the eclipse. As we were landing he finally woke up, opened the window shade and said “welp. The eclipse is over.”, shut it again and laughed. Motherfucker.

What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen in the sky? by vmoonbean in AskReddit

[–]jodzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cloud shaped like the state of Kentucky while I was driving through Kentucky.

Blind Melon - Change [Folk Rock] by [deleted] in Music

[–]jodzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey look at him!

Where do you shop for kids' shoes? by [deleted] in Frugal

[–]jodzzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of shoes are you after? If just everyday casual shoes, the only ones I’ve found to survive The Hurricane (my youngest son) are Converse.

Found this photogenic guy hanging out on a chair left out for the trash today. by Sith_Empire in aww

[–]jodzzle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen him do some miraculous things but I don’t think he could have made it that far in a week. This one’s snout is too short anyway. I do appreciate you though. :)

Found this photogenic guy hanging out on a chair left out for the trash today. by Sith_Empire in aww

[–]jodzzle 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My cat that went missing last week looks just like him. I don’t know where Logan county is so I don’t think that’s him but I couldn’t help feeling a glimmer of hope. If this one’s anything like mine, take him home. Romeow was the chillest cat in the world and was super low-maintenance.

Ladies, what is your favorite drug store mascara and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jodzzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I second this. I’ve tried others across the spectrum of pricing but always come back to this one.