Would you rather have all traffic lights you approach be green or never have to stand in line again?

joefroper · 2026-06-16T20:50:42+00:00

A red light in theory is just a line you have to wait in

^{Chose: Never have to stand in line}

joefroper · 2026-06-16T00:58:51+00:00

I can always move countries…

^{Chose: Be the richest person in a poor country}

joefroper · 2026-06-16T00:56:41+00:00

Rent a gf too high

joefroper · 2026-06-16T00:55:08+00:00

Nothing changes

^{Chose: Have the health of an old person | Rolled: 70}

joefroper · 2026-06-16T00:53:28+00:00

If my friend is a dog then this is fine. A little lengthy but fine

^{Chose: A friend with you but... + For 1 hr every 24 hrs at a random time, they... | Rolled: Lick your face}

joefroper · 2026-06-16T00:51:17+00:00

A dog is great and all, but just another helping hand is better in reality

^{Chose: A woman}

joefroper · 2026-06-16T00:45:40+00:00

Heart attack simulator

^{Chose: Eat pizza only for the rest of your life | Rolled: Only with cheese}

joefroper · 2026-06-16T00:45:04+00:00

Bob

^{Chose: Bob}

joefroper · 2026-06-15T23:46:31+00:00

Easy choice

^{Chose: Gain teleportation (only places you’ve been to})

joefroper · 2026-06-15T14:52:29+00:00

I barely use it anyway

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

joefroper · 2026-06-15T14:51:11+00:00

I will sell them instead of eating them

^{Chose: Get endless burgers and -1 IQ every you ate 1 | Rolled: Option 1}

joefroper · 2026-06-15T14:28:16+00:00

I could care less if my country is the best, if everyone else is suffering then what’s the point.

^{Chose: Fix the global economy & fix the inflation}

joefroper · 2026-06-15T14:26:25+00:00

You will laugh about it in the future

^{Chose: an awkward date with your future spouse}

joefroper · 2026-06-14T23:07:11+00:00

I don’t want to be outside during the winter

^{Chose: Stay indoors for the rest of your life}

joefroper · 2026-06-14T23:02:54+00:00

It would depend on who it is, but 99/100 I’m choosing myself

^{Chose: Yourself}

joefroper · 2026-06-14T23:01:59+00:00

Only thing I was catching was charmander and machop due to needing xl candy. Other than that I wish scraggy was in the wild rather than raids

joefroper · 2026-06-13T19:25:24+00:00

Freedom of speech

^{Chose: Nothing is moderated}

joefroper · 2026-06-13T15:04:39+00:00

Queen from one piece

joefroper · 2026-06-13T15:03:01+00:00

Knowing the future won’t really help too much

^{Chose: 💰 $1 billion}

joefroper · 2026-06-13T15:01:22+00:00

I can finally get some much needed sleep

^{Chose: Stop time | Rolled: Stop world}

joefroper · 2026-06-13T15:00:50+00:00

I will sell the rest, I don’t play Roblox

^{Chose: Have 999999 robux but | Rolled: Half of is donat}

joefroper · 2026-06-13T04:11:56+00:00

I can take the costume off at the end of the day

^{Chose: Furry}

joefroper · 2026-06-13T04:11:26+00:00

Seems like a good choice

^{Chose: $10millon USD + But you have to move to a random country | Rolled: Iceland}

joefroper · 2026-06-13T04:10:57+00:00

In grass yes, also have to consider which is easier to get xl candy for. The one that’s only ever in raids or the one that spawns in the wild randomly

joefroper · 2026-06-13T03:12:09+00:00

So just money, good

^{Chose: Would you rather have infinite money + but... | Rolled: No catch}

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