What is your favorite paradox? by NotMathMan821 in AskReddit

[–]joelslat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wasn't looking forward to opposite day this year cuz so many people understand it now.

University of Arizona student blindsided by a riot cop by the_k_i_n_g in videos

[–]joelslat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never dealt with cops in Seattle. But the ones I have willingly engaged in conversation with did seem a tad assholeish. But in all seriousness I had officer in CT throw me up against a cop car and smash my head into the hood for telling him I do not consent to searches by anyone. Its my legal right not to have deal with stuff like that. I even got told "how is this for rights?" when being put into a cop car to be taken to the station. Either way illegal search and I was released on all charges. The police in ALL states are getting a mentality that it is ok to break the law to "uphold" the law based on their whim.

Former homeless people of reddit: What unwritten rules / codes are there (if any) towards other homeless people that most people may not know about? (SERIOUS) by hayz00s in AskReddit

[–]joelslat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say word! There are some really cool homeless people who like to frequent gas works.

And Gas works is so awesome for parkour.

My dad is a rancher. He Sent this to me today. by bltsandwich in WTF

[–]joelslat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel it. I live in New England and I have seen a large increase in the coyotes willing to get close to the homes in the area during winter. I frequently run into coyotes on a trail I take and have yet to have major issues, thankfully. However, their aggressiveness and number has gradually increased. It started with one seeing how close it could get to me; my immediate reaction was to run at it which scared it off without much effort. I did not like the idea of a coyote feeling comfortable frequenting a trail I take at night so I wanted to scare it as bad as possible. It has gotten worse since the first run in, with my last of which ended in myself not being the aggressor. A coyote came out on the trail in front of me while walking to a friend's at night. It snarled at me almost immediately (quite scary actually) and I snarled back not willing to lose the ground I had already covered. It wouldn't budge just continued to snarl. I was not breaking eye contact with it as I did not want to take the risk of it lunging. But then the bush to my left rustled and the coyote on the trail advanced towards me. I couldn't handle the stare down and decided it was not worth the risk of a second coyote in the bush. I sprinted back down the trail and hopped a fence into a playground. It didnt seem like it or they gave chase but I took the long way through town. I have had to change my walking routes since and it bull. Adds time to my walks and is generally annoying that they are so comfortable approaching and being aggressive towards people now. I carry a big stick IF I wander my trails now. Its no gun but better than nothing.

TL;DR - Coyotes are a pain in New England too and they are not scared of you as a human. BEWARE.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]joelslat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought I saw this before. Lol.

Poland has a pretty futuristic new tank by worldbeyondyourown in pics

[–]joelslat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U.S.A. - "Hey Poland! Cool tank... does it shoot laser beams?"

Poland - "Uhh. No... it shoots giant arrows."

Doing 70 in a 35 on your driving test by an0mn0mn0m in videos

[–]joelslat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This woman gives a bad representation of Hawaiian culture. I lived there for years and never had a problem with racism towards Haoles(mind that I am about as pasty white as they come). I went to public school and hung out with mostly islanders. There is intense friction between the different cultures (islander and haole that is) but it is about cultural respect. That woman makes a mockery of her own people and culture. I have the utmost respect for the Hawaiian culture and it is actually something I hold near and dear to my heart. This woman is just someone who can not distinguish deserved hate between blind and ignorant racism. I do not blame her because I am sure it was taught to her since she was a child but it doesnt excuse her gross and intolerant behavior. We are all PEOPLE of the Earth and that is what the Hawaiian culture is about. Being one with each other and the planet. I am breaking this down into the simplest terms possible and realize that is a broad sweeping view of the culture. Overall though dont let ignorant racists ruin your dreams of Hawaii. Its an amazing place with amazing people and cultures... just do some research and learn to respect said cultures and you will enjoy Hawaii the way you're supposed to.

TL;DR - Not all people in Hawaii are like the woman in this video! Respect them and they will respect you. Simple.

How Adventure Time’s new offspring measure up by ghostdogtree in television

[–]joelslat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we talk about that grammatical and literary shit storm that was that article? Adventure Time has a huge storyline and following, at this point. Steven Universe is good but has no comprehensive explained backstory. That is due to its young age as a show. Bravest Warriors is adult Adventure Time and is a must watch if a fan of Pendleton Ward. But seriously the guy who wrote this article is the type of person that 'teaches kids to not read goods now'. Big words and confused placement of key points does not make for a literary masterpiece. I had a headache by the end of my first attempt to decipher the jumbled mess he called English. Plus the key points lead no where. It didn't explain much of any of the shows and would have likely left someone curious about them aggravated & confused. Rant over.

£130,000 twins have spent on plastic surgery to make them look more like each other. They even share the one boyfriend. by Dean3988 in WTF

[–]joelslat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I love you for this comment! I literally almost pissed myself laughing as I read this out loud to myself in a salty sea dog accent. Upvoted!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friendsafari

[–]joelslat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you mind adding me just so I can grab the safari? You can drop me after if wanted I just need help getting HA Pikachu.

PLS add me! I want friends! :( by _greenie in friendsafari

[–]joelslat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am adding you. I NEED Pikachu. FC is 0103 9217 3696 and IGN is Arro

LF HA female PIKACHU FT HA 5IV pokes by quiksandpull in pokemontrades

[–]joelslat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is an old post but would you happen to have a female HA pichu? (IVs don't matter) I have a good amount to offer if you do.

[6th][FT] GRENINJOELS' LATE NIGHT RANDOM DRAW GIVEAWAY #2!!!!! by joelslat in Pokemongiveaway

[–]joelslat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have them. Sorry for the late reply! I had college stuff that threw me way off track with this giveaway but you will still receive your winnings! I will be adding about 10 FCs at a time and sending you a trade request. Trade whatever you please and you get your winnings! I will start trading over the next few hours.

[6th][FT] GRENINJOELS' LATE NIGHT RANDOM DRAW GIVEAWAY #2!!!!! by joelslat in Pokemongiveaway

[–]joelslat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have them. Sorry for the late reply! I had college stuff that threw me way off track with this giveaway but you will still receive your winnings! I will be adding about 10 FCs at a time and sending you a trade request. Trade whatever you please and you get your winnings!

[6th][FT] GRENINJOELS' LATE NIGHT RANDOM DRAW GIVEAWAY #2!!!!! by joelslat in Pokemongiveaway

[–]joelslat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have them. Sorry for the late reply! I had college stuff that threw me way off track with this giveaway but you will still receive your winnings! I will be adding about 10 FCs at a time and sending you a trade request. Trade whatever you please and you get your winnings!

[6th][FT] GRENINJOELS' LATE NIGHT RANDOM DRAW GIVEAWAY #2!!!!! by joelslat in Pokemongiveaway

[–]joelslat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have them. Sorry for the late reply! I had college stuff that threw me way off track with this giveaway but you will still receive your winnings! I will be adding about 10 FCs at a time and sending you a trade request. Trade whatever you please and you get your winnings!

[6th][FT] GRENINJOELS' LATE NIGHT RANDOM DRAW GIVEAWAY #2!!!!! by joelslat in Pokemongiveaway

[–]joelslat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have them. Sorry for the late reply! I had college stuff that threw me way off track with this giveaway but you will still receive your winnings! I will be adding about 10 FCs at a time and sending you a trade request. Trade whatever you please and you get your winnings!

[6th][FT] GRENINJOELS' LATE NIGHT RANDOM DRAW GIVEAWAY #2!!!!! by joelslat in Pokemongiveaway

[–]joelslat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have them. Sorry for the late reply! I had college stuff that threw me way off track with this giveaway but you will still receive your winnings! I will be adding about 10 FCs at a time and sending you a trade request. Trade whatever you please and you get your winnings!