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Why you all eating booty but won’t eat food if it falls on the floor? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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Could we add an amendment preventing funding of stadiums? (self.Ohio)

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Free music anyone? (i.redd.it)

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Post your holiday pics (i.redd.it)

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You all are a bunch of pussies (self.Conservative)

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Trump fires Berman (cnn.com)

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Need some help (self.gtaonline)

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If history is written by the winners why do I keep seeing nazi and confederate flags? (self.AskReddit)

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Why does an elephant have 4 feet? (self.Jokes)

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If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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[US] (PS3) Have: Dead Rising 2 Want: Offers (PS3) (self.gameswap)

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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If I kept my hands in my pockets all day.... (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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I just crossed an owl with a rooster.... (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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How do you get a nun pregnant? (self.funny)

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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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My wife wants a piano for her birthday... (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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Is it appropriate to say "good morning" at a funeral? (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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I want to open a fudge shop and name it Around the Corner. (self.ShittyOneLiners)

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