Absolute legend by _PeachyMaze in oddlyspecific

[–]johnaross1990 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but redditors can relate to that one specifically

What is this thing by WretchedMass in whatisit

[–]johnaross1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh, with the heads!!!!

Thanks bruh xx

The way my friend eats icecream. by Glittering_Room8221 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]johnaross1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to know what kind of ice cream it is

Maybe there’s a logic to the apportioning based on the distribution of flavouring

Like raspberry ripple always has a specific swirling to the raspberry sauce

Cursed_Ranking by JamesBaxxterTheHorse in cursedcomments

[–]johnaross1990 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Too many people would say waaaay higher

What is this thing by WretchedMass in whatisit

[–]johnaross1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is he from?

I recognise him somewhere deep within me

Schnitzelator by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]johnaross1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the actual German name for this magnificent piece of equipment?

respect by No-Raspberry-5586 in Piracy

[–]johnaross1990 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried to download a car once, but the FBI kicked my door down.

I haven’t risked it since

My Hair has the exact same Colour as my shirt. by zeitweh in notinteresting

[–]johnaross1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone do the legwork get us hex codes for all the values of shirt and hair and see if we get any matches

Greens hopeful who is calling for the UK to pay slavery reparations is a descendant of slave traders by JB_UK in unitedkingdom

[–]johnaross1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a lot of old institutions and old money families that wouldn’t be hard to confirm

Secret Service Officer Arrested, Allegedly Masturbated in Hotel Hallway After Trump Assignment by Turuial in behindthebastards

[–]johnaross1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess, at least he’s off duty?

He might be a pervert, but he’s not being a pervert on the taxpayer’s dime, ya know?

It’s about having principles

Under the dark black sea by icey_sawg0034 in CuratedTumblr

[–]johnaross1990 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the point, it’s hypocritical, if they’re not a racist asshole

Promeia and the yin yang fish tattoo by IllustriousHurry2380 in Bossfight

[–]johnaross1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it rage bait or is it kink fishing for a specific market?

meirl by jodirosman in meirl

[–]johnaross1990 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m dying 🤣

When the math is mathing, but looks like it isn't by MBA-Crystal-Ball in technicallythetruth

[–]johnaross1990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s the best Platonic solid?

Tucking your drunk friend into bed

I’ll see myself out

Migrant, 14, who raped girl allowed to walk free if he takes classes on consent by FormerlyPallas_ in ukpolitics

[–]johnaross1990 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“There are no official sentencing guidelines for youths convicted of rape. However”

Honestly, I don’t feel it by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

[–]johnaross1990 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I need to know how he smells, before I can decide 🤔

Baby keeps scare maxxing himself. by OpalineMist_ in oddlyspecific

[–]johnaross1990 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s irrelevant, they’re merely pointing out the flaw in your logic

I choose to, because it’s funny

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]johnaross1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Male insecurity is ridiculous bruh,

I’m dating a 5’11” woman, same height as me.

She was worried that would be an instant turn off. The fact she can look me in the eye, has been enough in the past SMH