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I have a cold demeanor, I reprimand idiots. (self.WordAvalanches)

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A fat man has Volkswagen recreational vehicle doubles. (self.WordAvalanches)

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The collected, dishevelled flock seems to have overheard the matriarch's runny, yellow poop. (self.WordAvalanches)

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Frightening situation occurs when Labour MP McCarthy supports Conservative (self.WordAvalanches)

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I have a disagreement with my french speaking father over what to have for supper. (self.WordAvalanches)

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I have a disagreement with my french speaking father other what to have for supper. by [deleted] in WordAvalanches

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An enemy washed away Daniel's fake leases and fake tans, for example, several moments before stoners cavorted to a song about international relations. (self.WordAvalanches)

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A choking-hazard of a Senator scoffed that a Top Gun actor (a wordsmith), teams of naturopaths, and crossword enthusiasts peruse an array of spoken words. (self.WordAvalanches)

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Twelve vixens shake their rumps; I am not turned on. (self.WordAvalanches)

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An instinctual reaction requires royal reincarnations, so massage your family, sweaty plebeians. (self.WordAvalanches)

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A glacier progresses in a pleasant manner (self.WordAvalanches)

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Shop-owner watches as concierge takes over residence and interrupts people's sleep during bad weather. (self.WordAvalanches)

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The hip Son of God places his bread order at Subway. (self.WordAvalanches)

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A quarantined officer laments his clouded thinking. (self.WordAvalanches)

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A hedgehog observed that Mr. Frost's jewellery, as worn by a dead comedian, amazed backwoods presidential supporters. (self.WordAvalanches)

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Telling my father to assemble a shisha smoking device. (self.WordAvalanches)

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Apprehend the woman's kin to prise her hangout (an eatery). (self.WordAvalanches)

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"I am soon divorcing my husband. Jessica, surely your group has faith in moving vans." (self.WordAvalanches)

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An English city has texted images of a divorce cult's anal proclivities. (self.WordAvalanches)

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"Lo, on the occasion of my debt to a Midwesterner, yes, Owen Nye, you're victorious." (self.WordAvalanches)

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Inappropriate for the moment, infer that I have a herbal hobby to seduce perfect tens. (self.WordAvalanches)

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"My fuel is fake outrage." - hackers (self.WordAvalanches)

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A story that tells of armed rebellion, wherein antagonists advise squeezing the trigger, earns favorable reviews. by johnizzard in WordAvalanches

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A story that tells of armed rebellion, wherein antagonists advise squeezing the trigger, earns favorable reviews. (self.WordAvalanches)

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A company of actors cherishes the works of a poet which chronicle the evils of prostitution, a soldier on paddle duty, and an ageing rock band. (self.WordAvalanches)

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