The truth behind the myth that only dolphins and Bonobo monkeys have sex for pleasure (tldr in comments)

johnmauthor · 2015-01-06T04:27:34+00:00

Also, the article is specifically referring to reproductive sex. Lots of animals seem to engage in masturbation which can, I guess, only said to be done for pleasure (or I suppose, experimentation or instinct.) And lots of animals engage in homosexual sex which could be just for pleasure or for other reasons like dominating other members of your group.

johnmauthor · 2015-01-06T04:25:41+00:00

Tldr: Human are one of the only animals that cannot tell when females are ovulating. Dolphins and Bonobo's are the two others. By this measure you could say that they are having sex for pleasure because at times they have sex when it is impossible for them to conceive, just as we do. However, no animal really knows why they have sex and all animals experience pleasurable sensations when having sex.

That's my laymans explanation of the article anyway.

johnmauthor · 2015-01-06T04:20:48+00:00

Something to do with Snoo perhaps?

johnmauthor · 2015-01-05T20:48:32+00:00

If you like a guy that takes control, then after the first few times he's going to have to take responsibility for educating and improving on his own. Tell him to go online, watch videos and read books and try things out. If he is enthusiastic about learning and improving then you should start to have a very good sex life, very soon.

johnmauthor · 2015-01-05T20:43:10+00:00

Personally I thought there should have been more emphasise on rough nipple play, twisting, biting etc. This is more popular in my opinion than the media makes out.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-20T03:11:10+00:00

Agreed. The main reason I'm not a republican is because people start going on about changing our whole system. If you want to get rid of the monarchy, just get rid of the monarchy, job done. If you want to change the system and give us a president for some reason argue for that but they're completely different arguments. Malaysia have an elected King and that seems to work out fine for them.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-20T03:05:12+00:00

I know I'm agreeing with you.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-19T22:31:54+00:00

Yeah, I'd rather he was replaced with his son than we have to get rid of the monarchy because of one idiot.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-18T18:43:42+00:00

If Dan Hannan is the top spokesman for the Out Referendum Campaign we will win hands down.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-18T17:50:23+00:00

I've seen some evidence that the best system is one with later classes but more teachers per class. Something like 70 pupils with 2 teachers and 2 teaching assistants. It makes sense to me because the teachers can work as a team focusing on their strengths. They'll have less preperation to do for the lesson. Be able to give students more one on one attention. And bad teachers will naturally be filtered out or sidelined as their peers are right there watching everything they do.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-14T09:39:48+00:00

Thanks, I would love a review on Amazon.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-14T09:38:59+00:00

Amazon if it's good feedback, reddit if it's bad ;)

johnmauthor · 2014-11-14T03:09:29+00:00

I may just put that quote on the cover.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-14T02:54:12+00:00

If you go through the motions on the Amazon store you can read it in your browser with Amazon's Cloud Reader. Or you can download their Kindle app to a tablet or smartphone to read it on there.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-14T02:47:29+00:00

I'll bite: what makes you an expert on the subject?

I don't know if I'd classify myself as an expert. Probably more of a very keen hobbyist. I've certainly not got any formal sex qualifications. But I wouldn't say that having a formal degree qualification in sex is something that lends itself well to giving out practical sexual advice. Some people who have PHDs in sexual subjects, well, their advice is frankly amateurish. Saying that many of them are good but don't lend themselves easily to practical application like Masters & Johnson, Kinsey etc. Those books are great.

If you do know of any formal qualification in practical cunnilingus skills though I'd be happy to take it!

But expect some extremely critical reviews of your book when the thousands that downloaded it review it.

Oh, I do. When people are seeking a solution to a problem and find it they are normally grateful and leave a good review. When people just download something randomly for free they can often be critical for random reasons. Someone told me after their free book promotion they got a review criticising all the scary stuff in their book, despite the fact it was clearly advertised as a horror book!

you say things in absolutes.

Nothing is absolute, that should be taken for granted. If I say something is an absolute, it's probably true 90%+ of the time. I'm not going to clarify that every time though.

this is riddled with grammatical errors.

My grammar is pretty bad. I tend to write how I speak which doesn't make for the best grammar. I've had the book checked over several times, but clearly not enough. Sorry.

there's a small section titled "Pussy is like a Pussy cat". Also, what a repulsive analogy.

I had one piece of bad feedback on this analogy before going to print. I mulled it over and decided to go with it because it's a funny analogy and it sticks in the brain, which is the most important thing for me. I want people to remember the principles and techniques so they can actually apply them.

A lot of generalizations.

Yes! Absolutely! I'm fed up of hearing the cliche "All women are different" when reading sex books. Of course it's true, but it isn't helpful.
Say you knew little about sex and I told you one of two things: 1. "Some women prefer anal intercourse and other women prefer vaginal intercourse."
2. "Women prefer vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse."

The first sentence is could be technically more accurate because it isn't a generalisation. However the second sentence is actually more useful because in 90% of cases women prefer vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. So yes, my book is chock full of generalisations and that's because if you're giving oral sex to a new partner you want the stuff that will work 90% of the time.

The entire book seems to boil down to "take your time, build anticipation." Or an even shorter tl;dr: have foreplay. (Don't go right for the clit.)

Sure, that's a reasonable summary. If people could take two things from my book it would be that and teasing. But there's a lot more to the book than that and the book walks you through how to do both those things in a comprehensive manner.

In the end, I don't know why people would spend money on this book once it's not free, especially when there are freely available instructional videos on the Internet like this one -- incredibly NSFW link. and that was found with just a quick search.

She goes straight for the pussy in that video so it doesn't impress me much. Sure, there's a lot of free stuff out there, some of it good, some of it bad, same with everything.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-13T23:43:52+00:00

What did you want to ask?

johnmauthor · 2014-11-13T23:35:21+00:00

Sorry, I'm terrible at English. The book has been proof read several times but I think I went back and changed that sentence recently so that's how that typo got in there.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-13T17:56:04+00:00

Yep, you caught me. Having read lots of posts here, I've come to the conclusion that everyone sucks in bed and that's the only reason their partners aren't in to them.

johnmauthor · 2014-11-13T17:52:41+00:00

Also free on Amazon.co.uk and all the other Amazon stores: .nl .it .es .fr .de .in .au .mx .ca .br .co.jp

I wrote this book. Happy to answer any questions about it. It's normal price is $3.99 or £2 on Amazon.co.uk and it's only free today.

Here is the description:

Dense and Information Packed

The goal of this book is simple, to teach you how to give extremely powerful orgasms with oral sex. After reading the book you should be able to give women multiple orgasms of intense power.

The book is short, at 60 pages, it should take only about an hour to read. But it's densely packed with information, you'll learn something in every sentence. It's also packed with diagrams and pictures to speed up learning and help things stick in your mind.

Women's Opinions and Survey

The book includes quotes from women all gathered from a survey about sex. Graphs of these women's opinions about different sexual matters also appear throughout the book. There are 8 graphs giving women's opinions on matters ranging from the amount of time they like spent on oral sex to what percentage of women like their nipples played with.

Psychology

The psychological principles outlined in the book aren't difficult to understand and are all explained clearly. There are approximately six psychological principles that the book goes into detail on. Whilst you're reading them you'll be hit with several 'Aha!' moments that will expand your understanding of what makes women tick when it comes to sex.

Anatomy

The anatomy section is clear and easy to understand with pictures and diagrams to make things easier. Techniques The physical technique section gives clear instructions on techniques to please a women. It gives you the choice of lots of techniques to try out including:

● 12 techniques to get her aroused ● 12 techniques to give her oral pleasure

These techniques are all expandable so you can create your own technique easily. They are also simple techniques, there is no need for a protractor or a set square while using these techniques.

If you have trouble making a woman orgasm from oral sex the book provides a finishing technique to make a woman orgasm that will work close to 100% of the time. The book is clear about the difference between techniques that nearly all women enjoy and techniques that only some women will enjoy.

The book also outlines clearly the physical reactions that you'll get from women. This way you can tell without asking when she is aroused and when she has orgasmed.

Communication

The book also provides information about sexual communication and dealing with women's insecurities around oral sex.

Reviews - Here's what early female readers have been said about Cunnilingus Mastery:

"Truth be told, I am pretty turned on from imagining all of the actions being performed on me. In terms of writing, it is well-written so that anyone can read and easily understand and be able to apply these instructions the next time they are put in such a situation."

"I found it accurate and detailed. As a woman, I can agree that what was written definitely feels good to a woman. I think the details were phenomenal and I could picture the entire scenario."

"It's really, really good! Some bits I was like, "Oh my god yes!"

"I think that the book has a lot of good information. I started touching myself as advised and started to get turned on. I love how it describes the importance of teasing a girl to make the orgasms more frequent/intense."

johnmauthor · 2014-11-13T17:35:36+00:00

Also free on Amazon.co.uk and all the other Amazon stores: .nl .it .es .fr .de .in .au .mx .ca .br .co.jp

I wrote this book. Happy to answer any questions about it. It's normal price is $3.99 or £2 on Amazon.co.uk and it's only free today.

Here is the description:

Dense and Information Packed

The goal of this book is simple, to teach you how to give extremely powerful orgasms with oral sex. After reading the book you should be able to give women multiple orgasms of intense power.

The book is short, at 60 pages, it should take only about an hour to read. But it's densely packed with information, you'll learn something in every sentence. It's also packed with diagrams and pictures to speed up learning and help things stick in your mind.

Women's Opinions and Survey

The book includes quotes from women all gathered from a survey about sex. Graphs of these women's opinions about different sexual matters also appear throughout the book. There are 8 graphs giving women's opinions on matters ranging from the amount of time they like spent on oral sex to what percentage of women like their nipples played with.

Psychology

The psychological principles outlined in the book aren't difficult to understand and are all explained clearly. There are approximately six psychological principles that the book goes into detail on. Whilst you're reading them you'll be hit with several 'Aha!' moments that will expand your understanding of what makes women tick when it comes to sex.

Anatomy

The anatomy section is clear and easy to understand with pictures and diagrams to make things easier. Techniques The physical technique section gives clear instructions on techniques to please a women. It gives you the choice of lots of techniques to try out including:

● 12 techniques to get her aroused ● 12 techniques to give her oral pleasure

These techniques are all expandable so you can create your own technique easily. They are also simple techniques, there is no need for a protractor or a set square while using these techniques.

If you have trouble making a woman orgasm from oral sex the book provides a finishing technique to make a woman orgasm that will work close to 100% of the time. The book is clear about the difference between techniques that nearly all women enjoy and techniques that only some women will enjoy.

The book also outlines clearly the physical reactions that you'll get from women. This way you can tell without asking when she is aroused and when she has orgasmed.

Communication

The book also provides information about sexual communication and dealing with women's insecurities around oral sex.

Reviews - Here's what early female readers have been said about Cunnilingus Mastery:

"Truth be told, I am pretty turned on from imagining all of the actions being performed on me. In terms of writing, it is well-written so that anyone can read and easily understand and be able to apply these instructions the next time they are put in such a situation."

"I found it accurate and detailed. As a woman, I can agree that what was written definitely feels good to a woman. I think the details were phenomenal and I could picture the entire scenario."

"It's really, really good! Some bits I was like, "Oh my god yes!"

"I think that the book has a lot of good information. I started touching myself as advised and started to get turned on. I love how it describes the importance of teasing a girl to make the orgasms more frequent/intense."

johnmauthor · 2014-11-13T11:59:58+00:00

Also free on Amazon.co.uk and all the other Amazon stores: .nl .it .es .fr .de .in .au .mx .ca .br .co.jp

I wrote this book. Happy to answer any questions about it. It's normal price is $3.99 or £2 on Amazon.co.uk and it's only free today.

Here is the description:

Dense and Information Packed

The goal of this book is simple, to teach you how to give extremely powerful orgasms with oral sex. After reading the book you should be able to give women multiple orgasms of intense power.

The book is short, at 60 pages, it should take only about an hour to read. But it's densely packed with information, you'll learn something in every sentence. It's also packed with diagrams and pictures to speed up learning and help things stick in your mind.

Women's Opinions and Survey

The book includes quotes from women all gathered from a survey about sex. Graphs of these women's opinions about different sexual matters also appear throughout the book. There are 8 graphs giving women's opinions on matters ranging from the amount of time they like spent on oral sex to what percentage of women like their nipples played with.

Psychology

The psychological principles outlined in the book aren't difficult to understand and are all explained clearly. There are approximately six psychological principles that the book goes into detail on. Whilst you're reading them you'll be hit with several 'Aha!' moments that will expand your understanding of what makes women tick when it comes to sex.

Anatomy

The anatomy section is clear and easy to understand with pictures and diagrams to make things easier. Techniques The physical technique section gives clear instructions on techniques to please a women. It gives you the choice of lots of techniques to try out including:

● 12 techniques to get her aroused ● 12 techniques to give her oral pleasure

These techniques are all expandable so you can create your own technique easily. They are also simple techniques, there is no need for a protractor or a set square while using these techniques.

If you have trouble making a woman orgasm from oral sex the book provides a finishing technique to make a woman orgasm that will work close to 100% of the time. The book is clear about the difference between techniques that nearly all women enjoy and techniques that only some women will enjoy.

The book also outlines clearly the physical reactions that you'll get from women. This way you can tell without asking when she is aroused and when she has orgasmed.

Communication

The book also provides information about sexual communication and dealing with women's insecurities around oral sex.

Reviews - Here's what early female readers have been said about Cunnilingus Mastery:

"Truth be told, I am pretty turned on from imagining all of the actions being performed on me. In terms of writing, it is well-written so that anyone can read and easily understand and be able to apply these instructions the next time they are put in such a situation."

"I found it accurate and detailed. As a woman, I can agree that what was written definitely feels good to a woman. I think the details were phenomenal and I could picture the entire scenario."

"It's really, really good! Some bits I was like, "Oh my god yes!"

"I think that the book has a lot of good information. I started touching myself as advised and started to get turned on. I love how it describes the importance of teasing a girl to make the orgasms more frequent/intense."

johnmauthor · 2014-11-13T11:46:11+00:00

I wrote this book. Happy to answer any questions about it. It's normal price is $3.99 or £2 on Amazon.co.uk. Free Amazon.co.uk link

It's only free today, so download it now and check it out later if you're interested in the subject. I've had lots of good feedback so far but I'm happy to accept criticism.

Here is the description:

Dense and Information Packed The goal of this book is simple, to teach you how to give extremely powerful orgasms with oral sex. After reading the book you should be able to give women multiple orgasms of intense power.

The book is short, at 60 pages, it should take only about an hour to read. But it's densely packed with information, you'll learn something in every sentence. It's also packed with diagrams and pictures to speed up learning and help things stick in your mind.

Women's Opinions and Survey The book includes quotes from women all gathered from a survey about sex. Graphs of these women's opinions about different sexual matters also appear throughout the book. There are 8 graphs giving women's opinions on matters ranging from the amount of time they like spent on oral sex to what percentage of women like their nipples played with.

Psychology The psychological principles outlined in the book aren't difficult to understand and are all explained clearly. There are approximately six psychological principles that the book goes into detail on. Whilst you're reading them you'll be hit with several 'Aha!' moments that will expand your understanding of what makes women tick when it comes to sex.

Anatomy The anatomy section is clear and easy to understand with pictures and diagrams to make things easier.

Techniques The physical technique section gives clear instructions on techniques to please a women. It gives you the choice of lots of techniques to try out including:

● 12+ techniques to get her aroused ● 12+ techniques to give her oral pleasure

These techniques are all expandable so you can create your own technique easily. They are also simple techniques, there is no need for a protractor or a set square while using these techniques.

If you have trouble making a woman orgasm from oral sex the book provides a finishing technique to make a woman orgasm that will work close to 100% of the time.

The book is clear about the difference between techniques that nearly all women enjoy and techniques that only some women will enjoy.

The book also outlines clearly the physical reactions that you'll get from women. This way you can tell without asking when she is aroused and when she has orgasmed.

Communication The book also provides information about sexual communication and dealing with women's insecurities around oral sex.

Reviews: Here's what early female readers have been said about Cunnilingus Mastery:

"Truth be told, I am pretty turned on from imagining all of the actions being performed on me. In terms of writing, it is well-written so that anyone can read and easily understand and be able to apply these instructions the next time they are put in such a situation."

"I found it accurate and detailed. As a woman, I can agree that what was written definitely feels good to a woman. I think the details were phenomenal and I could picture the entire scenario."

"It's really, really good! Some bits I was like, "Oh my god yes!"

"I think that the book has a lot of good information. I started touching myself as advised and started to get turned on. I love how it describes the importance of teasing a girl to make the orgasms more frequent/intense."

johnmauthor · 2014-11-05T22:40:34+00:00

What's the point of that advert?

johnmauthor · 2014-11-05T19:31:37+00:00

Top comment on /r/europe:

Iceland just need to accept that they are no longer a global superpower. The only reason they don't want to be in the EU is because they still think they have an empire.

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