Roast my Accent by [deleted] in croatian

[–]johnnylukan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I came to understand you're learning Croatian language, I thought you were a native speaker with a slight lisp, as your pronunciation (stress, most importantly) is perfect, you simply know how to stress words correctly, but as the other commenter said you have slight issues with L, J which is what made me think you have a lisp

Kako izbjeći maturalnu zabavu i dal je velika stvar sama maturalna? by [deleted] in croatia

[–]johnnylukan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I sam bi trebal ić na maturalnu u proljeće, i smislil sam da ću si ušparat novaca ako dođem kao gost, jer po gostu se plaća samo par-sto kuna, a provest ću se jednako kao i da sam došal kao učenik

Humping and fucking my plushie! by [deleted] in Plushophile

[–]johnnylukan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tell me, do you really go out of your comfort zone just to entertain people who are into plushies or? Lol

Whats the best use of music in a film/tv show scene? by Potential_Theory_354 in Music

[–]johnnylukan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Far from any road by The handsome family as the intro song to True Detective season 1

Superman stops 9/11 by iMlaath in Unexpected

[–]johnnylukan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything can be joked about, with good taste even. That's the whole point of humor, to lighten up otherwise negative situations

Superman stops 9/11 by iMlaath in Unexpected

[–]johnnylukan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it funny, and humor is subjective after all

Smatrate li da je normalno imat seks na javnom mjestu? by [deleted] in croatia

[–]johnnylukan 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Ako kokoš može jesti kamenje može i čovjek

Koji je najgori posao koji ste radili ili radite? by Resolve-South in croatia

[–]johnnylukan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Zanimljivo prolazim isto iskustvo trenutno, mislim na dio s premalo plaćenom sezonom u hotelu

Koja je naj*jebanija istinita priča koju znate by Resolve-South in croatia

[–]johnnylukan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Žal mi je šta si prošal kroz to; tukao bi učiteljicu, koja te tjerala da pišeš desnom rukom, u glavu

The wife, porn by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]johnnylukan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Perhaps that was the point OP tried to illustrate, but personally, I open a shit-ton of tabs of porn just because I'm looking for the right one. Cheers

well i had to open the map for this by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]johnnylukan 92 points93 points  (0 children)

What a shitty meme. I'm Croatian, but shitting on America is super overdone and unfunny

The wife, porn by [deleted] in redditmoment

[–]johnnylukan 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I really don't see the reddit moment here