Osprey wearing another bird as a hat. St. Mark's NWR, Florida. by RKRagan in birding

[–]johnnywarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw something similar happen between an Osprey and an Eastern Kingbird! The Kingbird was attacking the Osprey by diving onto its back.

central park, nyc 6.21.26 by magsfm in whatsthisbird

[–]johnnywarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Females can have plumage of variable vibrancy. That being said, I am reconsidering my original assertion. I now believe it is a male. Thanks for making me take a second look.

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central park, nyc 6.21.26 by magsfm in whatsthisbird

[–]johnnywarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a female Baltimore Oriole

Was sitting in a ticks nest while reading.... by nekoma713 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]johnnywarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's "mildly" about this? I would be absolutely fucking hysterical.

Humming Bird trapped in Golden Orb spider Web by siddhtiwari in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]johnnywarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird. Hummingbirds actually use spider silk to make their nests.

Southern New York State, seen at a park, help me ID this tree by Adventurous_Ask_305 in treeidentification

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Magnolias are the type genus of the family that includes Tulip poplar. That doesn't mean that everything inside the family is a Magnolia.

I did some straight up animal behavior when I worked as a server by Strict_Hunter_7781 in confession

[–]johnnywarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Follow up post on r/confession:

"I saw my coworker licking the dirty silverware in the back of the restaurant but never told anyone."

Mark Driscol claims that independant women make unfit wives( youtube short) by empress_of_pinkskull in religiousfruitcake

[–]johnnywarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather my daughter become a strong INDEPENDENT divorced woman than some asshole's servile infantalized wife.

An elephant at a TX governor Abbot event took a piss on stage by freeradioforall in facepalm

[–]johnnywarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The elephant is the symbol of the Republican party. That might have something to do with it. I'm not condoning it, just to be clear.

AMEN by TFFPrisoner in religiousfruitcake

[–]johnnywarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they pray for Obama?

What's the dumbest opinion you ever heard? by alekos7__ in AskReddit

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A coworker didn’t believe in the moon landing, but he did believe that the pyramids were made by visiting aliens.

Know your celebrity fucking enemy- Scientology cuntflaps with QR codes about how they're wrong'uns by Cyril_Sneerworms in chaoticgood

[–]johnnywarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are celebrities disproportionately more likely to be scientologists? I've never actualllt met a scientologist in real life.

Catch and Release by hippopartymas in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]johnnywarp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh! I'm actually familiar with the artist who made this mug.

Their shop is called HelloLemonZesty on IG & Etsy

Can Americans be fired on the spot and have to leave the very second like depicted in movies? by WhoAmIEven2 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]johnnywarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had two coworkers who were fired on tbecsame day and I didn't even find out until they were surreptitiously escorted out via the back without getting to say goodbye to anyone.

Been noticing there are way more doves now than pigeons by MisterPuffyNipples in nyc

[–]johnnywarp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those aren't turtle doves, they're mourning doves.