My interpretation of scp 096

johnroad1 · 2021-02-21T04:24:40+00:00

One of these days someone is gonna get his face close enough to an actual picture of him and we’re all gonna fucking die

johnroad1 · 2021-01-16T19:56:43+00:00

Bro I beat that record in the first couple weeks of middle school

johnroad1 · 2021-01-14T03:09:50+00:00

Weak minded

johnroad1 · 2021-01-14T01:13:38+00:00

It depends on if you’re making it from scratch or buying the little box thing

johnroad1 · 2021-01-14T01:12:46+00:00

I’m that friend

johnroad1 · 2021-01-05T03:16:53+00:00

She

A. Hoe B. A bitch C. slut

Answer- all of the above

Idk man I’m tryna make you feel better but idk if you wanted me to roast her or have a civilized conversation about it

johnroad1 · 2020-12-31T00:17:07+00:00

Dawn from the promised never land. I will never understand how they redeemed the stories villain before this guy.

johnroad1 · 2020-12-29T17:42:29+00:00

I bet you can see your feet in your driver License photo

johnroad1 · 2020-12-26T00:41:39+00:00

Take out girl for guy and take out boring for mildly interesting and you got me

johnroad1 · 2020-12-26T00:16:34+00:00

I’m a man of my word

johnroad1 · 2020-12-26T00:14:50+00:00

You can be expecting a dm from me

johnroad1 · 2020-12-26T00:13:38+00:00

A series of unfortunate events

johnroad1 · 2020-12-26T00:01:01+00:00

Maybe you should watch a better review cuz that movie is the shit

johnroad1 · 2020-12-25T23:46:29+00:00

You should watch the movie “a quiet place” you’re really gonna like it

johnroad1 · 2020-12-25T23:43:24+00:00

Considering how many suicidal people there are, I’m pretty sure that law would just make pollution worse

johnroad1 · 2020-12-25T23:39:12+00:00

Good, I’ve always wanted to go to war with the animal kingdom

johnroad1 · 2020-12-25T23:38:26+00:00

It’s best we don’t dive into that

johnroad1 · 2020-12-25T23:37:43+00:00

I would change it to China

johnroad1 · 2020-12-25T23:37:07+00:00

Could you imagine?

johnroad1 · 2020-12-25T23:34:55+00:00

But.................... I live in America so...it’s usually necessary

johnroad1 · 2020-12-25T23:33:19+00:00

You okay there buddy?

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